Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
The 76 Virgins Promise
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Explain Bear
Listen up, nimrod! You think Bin Laden is hooking up his terrorist buddies with some fresh, young tail in paradise, but joke's on them! Instead of getting 76 young virgins, they get one old hag who's been saving herself for almost eight decades. It's like ordering a steak and getting a moldy hot dog, you moron!
Anonymous
And it was a dude