Short jokes
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
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What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
What is the best way to run away from home?
Join the military.
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops won’t believe that.
What did I do with the internet?
When a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themselves AKA the Stigg.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.