Short jokes
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
I'm worth something, I got a barcode on my arm!
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
I was a sit-down comedian, then I tried to stand up. I fell.
I wished I stayed in the wheelchair.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Yah, hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What do you call a disabled Arab?
Artoo-Detoo (R2-D2).
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.