Short jokes
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
What is a prostitute's favorite form of traffic control?
Speed humps.
What’s the difference between the way you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we look through.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
My girlfriend dumped me today. Apparently, I don't stand up for her in fights. I don't care. She used to push me around all the time.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
I love the smell of my F5 key. It's very refreshing.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.
Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.
What is the most dangerous mountain? Kilimanjaro.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.