Short jokes
Actually, Iron Man is female.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
You're so ugly, when you went to the makeup store, it shut down.
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
What do you call a transgender person? Nintendo Switch.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.