What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it) Pockets
what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
COME MY CHILDREN TO THE BREAD CULTT
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Pick a number syckkkkkkk thatβs the wrong number
you look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if i give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Do people even like me C A S N O V A
Knock knock Who's there? Di Di who? See, easily forgotten.
Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help
https://worstjokesever.com/underground-fruit-association-of-n&c-(ugfa)
I remember waving at this guy in the street, the asshole didn't wave back... Come to think of it he was also swing around a weird stick.
When someone saw your hairline they thought it was a dorito logo
the twin towers remind me of an emote....bing,bang,boom.
if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
