Short jokes
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
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Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
What's the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
Hello.
Anyone does online dating and needs someone? HERE I am!
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.