Short jokes
Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.
Wanna know what's funny? Scott's low joke standards.
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
It's obvious Bill Gates didn't create COVID.
None of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.