Short jokes
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
The cop that is on a 12 o'clock shift says, "Hands up!"
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
What does Army stand for?
Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
My kids told me to have a good day, so I left them to their own devices and hoped for the best.
Christianity.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.