Short jokes
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
Six shila.
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house. Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Do you play COC?
Because it’s a pretty good game.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).