Short jokes

Short jokes

Erection

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

Car

When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁

Baby

How do you turn a baby into a dog?

Douse it in gasoline, light a match, *WOOF*!

Musician

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

Boy

I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.

Incest

"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

Hand

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand store!

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  • Wife

    What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

    Hit your wife harder.

    Mother

    How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?

    She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!

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  • Suicide

    What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?

    Tying.

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