Short jokes
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Red hot 🥵
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
How do you make sure a rape victim doesn’t testify against you?
Kill her first.
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
What do you call a dinosaur that likes subtraction?
A galiminus.
When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
I love just having fun!
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Yo mama's so ugly, she went into a haunted house......
And came back out with a job application, then that ran away *CAUSE SHE'S A UGLY FUCK*
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
I see 6 letters in "the past."
I have 2020 vision.
I see 7 letters in "the future," I have 2021 vision.
Reeeeeeeeeeee!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.