Short jokes
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage.
I accidentally texted my wife, "I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Why can't Sally hit herself? Because she has no arms.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What is a king's favorite sized candy? King-sized candy!
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Ashten Parkes
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"