Short jokes
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
I went to take out the trash, could not find you, so I went back in. The next day I found you.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
How do birds pay? With their bills!
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
You know what to do with this?
Get it to the same amount of dislikes and likes!
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
What do you call a school bus with 30 kids?
A killstreak.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.