Short jokes
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
I don't get mitosis.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony, stuck a feather in her hat, and called it an "Unnghhtpthhh!"
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.
American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.
African XP farms: Cotton field.
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
What's black and grey and red all over?
A dead r******.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.