Short jokes
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did the human eat cereal in the bathroom?
So he could querk.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.
He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
His wife shut off the internet.
Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,
he is my only motivation for trying again.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
I am the joke.
Are you choked?
Why did only blonds show up at Saturday's party during the Corona crisis?
Because their computers flashed, "Virus blocked!"
Anyone know sadgirl101?
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
Average bee is 50x smarter than the smartest flat earther.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.