Short jokes
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
What do you call a Turk eating turkey?
A cannibal.
The joke is u.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
A: This rice is very delicious!
B: Ya! It is more delicious if it is cooked.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the first person to try Five Guys?
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
What operating system do Indian scammers use?
"Window licker XP."
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Yourom?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
The belt broke.