Short jokes
I once gave birth to 3 children.
What's red, takes my belt, and what I got from a weird children's house?
An orphan.
"Dick dick dick, fuck dick nugget shit."
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
Who can relate?
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If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
What kind of hair do oceans have? Wavy.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
I can tell you a pun about a pencil, oh! Never mind, it’s pointless.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Gvido gubis.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."