Short jokes
What do emos and a bird nest have in common?
They both hang from a tree.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What’s the difference between a teenage girl and a cat? One’s a psycho and the other is a cat.
Your Fortnite win rate.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Why did the orphan cross the ride?
I forgot.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
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Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.