Short jokes
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
Down syndrome sucks!
Men.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What’s the easiest way to dig a hole to China?
Through my arm.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
What time is it when dogs get hurt?
Time to take your dog to the vet!
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.