Short jokes
I smell ice a mile. Titanic, I want to iceberg.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surroundings?
C sharp minor.
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
Fuk Nip shat!
My puns drive people nuts; this is usually when I bolt away.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.
Trump's coming back.
Yes, yes~.
Trump's coming back!
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?