Short jokes
How do you get 50 babies into a car?
You blend them.
Wee snaw.
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Ashton Parkes.
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
What did Rengoku say to his class?
"Set your school ablaze!"
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
What do you call a rapper who can’t rap?
A wrapper with no FILLING.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
Japan takes credit for creating the rice cooker, but they forgot the USA made the largest one in 1945 and sent it to Japan.
Oh hi guys. Oh, whoops, I didn't planet this way.
It cost me $100 to ride a taxi over your belly, it was that big!
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledore’s army?
Because at one point poisonous gases were put in it.
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.