Short jokes
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Yo momma so fat, when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make do with health insurance.
Hi, I did not get it when I went home to walk home from home and walk, walk, walk.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES.
Dinosaurs be like:
".......My friends are dead, like bruhhh."
I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
You are short.
Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
Your mom smells so bad she could stun a horse in a field.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.