Short jokes
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.