you should never try afgani weed becuse people in afganistan get stoned to death
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? -- Because his teacher was Haydn.
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
Whats the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!!
What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?
“Wait, you’re getting paid?”
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
When you have a bladder infection
Urine trouble 😜
what do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed HEHEHEHE
In Portuguese, Trumpa means bullshit
Hell in Greek Times was known as cold and misty... so now just look at Seattle.
Robin: "The car's not working." Batman: "Did you check the battery?" Robin: "What's a tery?"
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
I'm not racist but the Ku Klux Klan look all the same to me
Where are the best shooting ranges in America? Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
If her age is on the clock she gets the cock
What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
