Short jokes
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
Your forehead's so big, it makes Kanye's ego small.
What is common in my AirPods and the Titanic?
They sync properly.
If Al Gore started a math rock band, it should be called Algorhythm.
Kenny was into incest until his mom died.
Now he's into necrophilia.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
What is the difference between a whore and an onion?
You don't cry when you chop a whore.
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Your forehead is so big, it's a $20 taxi ride from your hairline to your eyebrows.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD