Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
Short Jokes
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."
Q: Why did the two gate-builders start fighting?
A: Because they were fencing.
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Down Syndrome is already a joke.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.
Did you hear of the guy who was sad about being in a wheelchair? He had that crippling depression.
Your mama so fat the flash died halfway running around her.
What do squirrels and men have in common?
They always want a nut.
