Short jokes
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Q: What's the difference between a prison and a concentration camp?
A: At least you don't die when you shower.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Me: Dad, my phone is broken.
Dad: How?
Me: I clicked the home button, but I'm still at school.
Dad: Stupid.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What did the fat say to the other fat? I am fatey.
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
I'm a fat cow.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
If you're born deaf, what language would you think in?
You really put the R in special.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉