Short jokes
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
Why are emos jealous of light?
The lights are hanging.
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
What show do orphans relate to? I'm going with "The Hunger Games."
According to a recent poll, your mother said, "I like the guy who saw the guy who doesn't have a brain!"
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy dropping hits!
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
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I am thinking of removing my spine.
It's only holding me back.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Anyone play Roblox?
Remember, children, when you're hungry at 3:00, cook forks for 10 minutes, ok?
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
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