Short jokes
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Do not roast. *sigh in depression*
ふべrt Hubert Wonk Don DingT ding
If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Why do orphans die young?
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?
They wanted some family time.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Q. What's a necrophiliac's favorite dating site? A. Find a Grave.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!