Short jokes
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
At least Africans don't have to worry about food critics.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*
What did the North tower say to the south tower? "Sorry, can't talk, got to catch a plane."
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.
I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
I dated a furry once.
The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.