Short jokes
I will give you a nickel if you tickle my nickel pickle, Rick.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
I like trains.
*train hits him*
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Oil is soooooooo soooooooo cute 😍 ☺ 💓 💕 💖 ✨ 😍
I can't help it. Images look crazy but oil is soooooo cute!