Short jokes

What does DNA stand for?

National Dyslexic Association.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

"Twins sitting in class."

Me: Casually throws a paper plane at them.

I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.

Why does China have the biggest eyewear?

Because all their eyes are too small.

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.

Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.

Why do people love dating orphans?

Because they're always home alone.

What did the cannibal do after eating all the vegetables?

Sold the wheelchairs on eBay.

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

Have you heard about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.

What do you call a grown up with your sister? Your best friend.

I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.

You know Bofa? Bofa deez nuts.

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?

White vans.

Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."

Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"

My girlfriend is like treasure to me.

You need a shovel to find her.

Next time I'm at a restaurant, and they ask what I want to drink, I'm going to say "bleach".