Short jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
Me: brags about my 30 kill streak.
The jury: O.o
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What is the most popular game at the orphanage?
Need For Speed: Most Wanted.