Short jokes
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What do you call a sexually attracted pizza who spoons another pizza?
A Topping.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Orphans might as well join the military or a gang because they have no family.
To Drew the Devil,
We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.
Angry Alex
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What's the difference between a grape and an elephant?
I don't know, what?
They are both purple except for the elephant.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.