So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Short Jokes
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
I hate this. Everybody knows it's how I roll, if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll. My uncle said this...
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
People in plays say that everyone's life is a drama, but mine's a tragedy.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
"Sir, in court, all your answers must be oral, okay?"
"Ok."
"What town did you grow up in?"
"Oral."
Papyrus ran headfirst into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bonehead.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Why did the girls sit on the clock?
To be on time.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
