When we were visiting the hoover dam. I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Wheres the dam snack bar?"
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blue-berry.
In 2016, Americans took Orange is the new Black to a whole other level
Why cant orphans work at S.C Johnson?
Because its a family company...
What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud 😂
My sister asked me what is dark humour i asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? KINDERSURPRISE!
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.
Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
Ran out of toilet paper so had to start using lettuce leaves...today was the tip of the iceberg
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago but ahe didnt tell me what it was........anyways im turning 14 next month.
why do dwarfs hate Fast food Restaurants? Cause most of them have Medium and large
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday? Returning to the scene of the crime.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history
Q)What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim ? A) Robert Drowney JR.
Mr smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr smith have
Tell me answers in comment box
Covid-19 won't last long... it's made in China
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
