Short jokes

Short jokes

Snack Bar

When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"

Orphan

Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?

Because it's a family company...

Cannibal

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

Cow

What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?

A milk dud 😂

Toilet Paper

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

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  • Mom

    My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.

    Dwarf

    Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

    Fatman

    why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

    Crime scene

    What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?

    Returning to the scene of the crime.

    Military

    Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.