What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Short Jokes
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic. Hehe.
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
When we were visiting the Hoover Dam, I started to get a bit hungry. I asked my parents, "Where's the dam snack bar?"
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost May.
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?
My dick.
