I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
Short Jokes
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Q) What do you call Iron Man when he can't swim?
A) Robert Drowney Jr.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
I was always poked and told at weddings your next...
So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....
When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,
Then the speed bump starts screaming.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
My hair strainer is hotter than you.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!
