Short jokes

This comment section is so dark, it could be Lil Huddy.

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.

In death, what is the only organ in a woman's body to remain warm?

My dick.

What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.

Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.

Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”

69, 420, 21.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.

I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied, "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"

There was once a Spanish magician. He said, "Uno, dos..." and he disappeared without a tres.

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?

I don't know, you tell me.

Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.

What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?

Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.

I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.

Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?

Boyfriend: You're both!

Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?

Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!