When you going 80 mph and hit a speed bump Then the speed bump starts screaming
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why did the man say chickens were lucky..? because they get killed and eaten.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup
what's a rabbits favourite song? hip hop
Why did the silly girl đ§ put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. đ
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that??
why didnât the bike stand on its own?
it was 2 tired
My hair strainer is hotter than u
What is an iraquiâs kid favorite game
Minesweeper
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one make your whole week.
There is nothing funnier than my life (Evan 2020)
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Knock knock. Whoâs there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who canât reach the doorbell knocking at your door.
why are people in japan so slim. bcuz the last time a fatman came the lost half their population
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What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
