Short jokes
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
The last thing I told my ex after we broke up was, "At least we're still cousins!" 😂
Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized it was a waste of time!
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire today.
Now they call him Hot Wheels.
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."
My hair strainer is hotter than you.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)
Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.