Short jokes
Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
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Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
What did the person with no hands get for Christmas?
He didn't open it yet.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
I'll put white in your smile.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
Patient: "I'm starting to forget things."
Doctor: "Since when have you had this condition?"
Patient: "What condition?"