What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.
What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic hehe
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
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What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
I am a big fan of whiteboards I find them quite re-markable
What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said "I'm a frayed knot
I was going to tell a joke about emos in the sea but it’s dead in the water
What kind of star ⭐️ would go to jail?
A shooting star 🌠!
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep
Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
What goes zzub-zzub ?
A bee flying backwards
