Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
Octopus Tattoo
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Explanation
This is a pun. "Inked up" means someone has gotten a tattoo. But since the tattoo is an octopus, "inked up" also refers to the octopus's ink.
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If I was a octopus 🐙 that would be like peeing to me 😐