Short jokes
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
What’s the difference between a bird and a human?
“We don’t eat with our peckers.”
Where do rabbits eat breakfast?
IHOP.
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.
Happiness.
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
What’s the difference between Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker?
They both died at 95.