Short jokes
You are a joke.
Can I ask you a question? Nut now!
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
I'm hertophobic -
aka I'm allergic to all straight guys.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."
9/11 jokes aren’t funny. They always crash and burn.
How did Teddy Roosevelt swing all the ladies?
He spoke softly and carried a big stick.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?