What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Short Jokes
what was Juice WRLD before he was famous?
Answer: alive.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What's an alien's favorite computer key?
The space bar!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
