Short jokes
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
Rape is a touchy subject.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
I forgot the joke.
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.