Short jokes
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
What do you call a gay threesome?
A Sloppy Joe.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
If you kill an orphan, would that count as a squad wipe?
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
What do you call a dead pine tree? A Nevergreen!