Short jokes
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Rape is a touchy subject.
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.