Short jokes
What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?
I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Why can't my grandma talk?
Because she's dead.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
WTF?
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
You: You are such a flick pain.
Me: You are flick pain to my sight.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance.
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
So, I walked up to my grandma and I said, "What color would you be on a rainbow cupcake?" She just turned 61, ok, ok. So I'm like, "I got it, I got it, ok, ok." She's like: "Ok, what color?" I say: "Grey."
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
Kms.