Short jokes
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
@shelby denver is a massive nonce.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Why did the silly girl put sugar under her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams. 😂
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
What do you call frozen web?
A web-cicle.
What kind of paper likes music? Wrapping paper.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why do leftists call their child Ariel?
So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.
I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.
Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on your ass!
TONIGHT
FOR FUN
YEAH YEAH YEAH
My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!