Short jokes
A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Person: "My pony is crazy; it's always horsing around."
I love jumping off cliffs.
Sorry, I got the joke wrong the first time.
You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
The Queen: "I've had a few medical problems this year. I'm so old that my pussy is haunted!"
Who?
"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Me: Mom, we made a cake.
Bully: Guess what?
Me: What?
Bully: Nobody cares!
Me: Yeah, nobody cares about you!
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!