Short jokes
They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, cause they'll screw anything.
Sir, I mustache you a question...
Ah, never mind, I'll just shave it for later.
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.