Short jokes
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?
Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Patrick Fitz Gerald, and Gerald Fitz Patrick.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.