Short jokes
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
I cum (Can't understand math).
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Why did Mary have a little lamb? Because a big one was too much in bed.
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?
A. The anti-Family Guy episode.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Your mom is so fat that when she fell on the sidewalk, nobody laughed, but the sidewalk cracked up.
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.