Short jokes
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
I finally know why my brain doesn't work!
On the left side, there's nothing right, and on the right side, there's nothing left.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
What do you call an emo kid with light up shoes?
A human chandelier.
My dad told me he only drinks on days that start with a "T":
Tuesday, Thursday, today, tomorrow.
I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.
I was driving and accidentally hit a crippled kid. They were still breathing, so I told them to walk it off.