Short jokes
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
What do you call a cleaning skeleton?
The Grim Sweeper.
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
Why do animals in polar regions have thick fur? Because they don't have a barber! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Why wasn't the infant's entire body found?
Because the limbs are scattered around 43°17.7355’N, 113°58.4205’W.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
You are what happens when women drink during pregnancy.