Short jokes
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Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
What does Mickey's wife drive?
A Minnie-Van!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Grocery stores are like IKEA: you have to assemble the food yourself.
Your mum's got big tits.
What do lesbian vampires say after sex?
"See you next month."
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
How come you never see a broke midget?
Because he’s living in the broke man’s boots.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Me explaining to the school nurse that ice can't cure everything.
Nurse: hOW DaRe yOu OpPosE mE mORtAl!
1 hour challengeeee.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.