Short jokes
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
I forgot the joke.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said, “Let me break it down for you like the Twin Towers.”
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.