What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
Short Jokes
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
Why did the dog 🐶 wake up tired?
It had a ruff night. 😂
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
I stole one's balls.
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
My dad's the oldest, and when he was young, he shot my grandpa's balls off, but I thought about it. How does my dad have younger brothers?
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!
I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"
Your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using Microsoft Paint.
