Short jokes
Rape is a touchy subject.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?
An escapea.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What's the hardest part of riding a scooter?
Telling your parents you are gay.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
What does a cow watch?
MooTube.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
So skinny you have to run around in the shower to get wet.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
Why did the woman want a boyfriend at least 2 🦶 taller?
So she could feel like a little girl and fulfill her rape fantasy.