Short jokes
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
My friend and I got into a fight. I looked straight forward and said, "Look me in my eyes!"
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Imagine if Batman had a family reunion!
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
What do bananas wear into battle? Banana-rama!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"