Short jokes
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
Name an ant which is very heavy?
Eleph-ant.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Apaches.
Apaches who?
Apaches on your eye.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
Rape is a touchy subject.
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
My wife and I watched The Perfect Murder together. Excellent movie, but what disturbed me though was my wife constantly taking notes.
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."