Short jokes
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans!"
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Stormtrooper: What happened to the Jedi Order?
Palpatine: Slew it!
Let's talk.
Yo mama is so old that she had the first written copy of the Bible.
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
Ya momma is sus.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
S, ss, slalom. A.
I’ve never had Indonesian food. Huh...
Neither have they.(:
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
I ain't f***ing with you, there's 1 million things I'd rather f***ing do.