Orphan Sexuality

Listen up, ya goofball. You thinkin' that orphans are all gay because they ain't "home o'fobic"? You're playin' on the sound of "homophobic" and tryin' to make it sound like "home-of-phobic". You are basically saying orphans are gay because they don't have a home and therefore are afraid of homes. It's a pun, get it? You are so dumb.