They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Short Jokes
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
