Short jokes
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
Hot water look a**.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Are you peeling well?
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
Q: What do you call two nuns watching television?
A: Not very interesting.
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?