Short jokes
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Gf: "You are a drug."
Bf: "Why, cause you are addicted to me?"
Gf: "No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana."
What is sprinkled around the Pokémon floor? Oh right. Ash's ashes.
Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because when she gets to 69 there's a frog in her throat.
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.