Short jokes
"Cummy wummy all over my mummy."
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
I used to work at a T-shirt factory before the company folded.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
I told people your mom is also known as "MBD" because you're a mega baby dispenser.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
How do asses communicate?
Through booty calls!
John Toberty is not funny.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.