Short jokes
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
How to respond if someone starts looking at the photos on your phone.
Step 1: Jab your thumbs into their eye sockets.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
I cum (Can't understand math).
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.