Short jokes
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
My wife is like a mirror.
I can never look at it.
Go commit Thanos finger snap.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Rust in peace.
what do you call a lazy gay?
someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.