Short jokes
Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
I got introduced to a dwarf at a nudist colony the other day.
When we shook, the pleasure was all mine.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".