Short jokes
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?
Salmon Says!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
What did the orphan say to the parent?
Oh, wait!