Short jokes

Short jokes

Kid

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play basketball?

Because no one will be cheering them on.

Baby

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets.

People

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Orphan

Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.

Sister

My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.

Level

Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.

Man #2: My son died at level 4.

Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.

Orphan

Why can’t an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call “daddy.”

Zone

When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."

Orphan

What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Funeral

I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"

Orphan

Me: Are you an orphan?

Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?

Me: ....ur parents.

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  • Baby

    What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

    A baby in 10 trash cans.

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