What is the difference between a human and a tree?
A human can walk and a house can walk to a tree, walk home, walk, walk, and walk, walk.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
Why did the rapist not get sentenced?
Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣
Robin Williams' death was the most horrible impression ever given. (RIP Robin Williams, you will be missed!)
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
My life is like a grenade... I pull off the ring and, BOOM, it explodes!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
Pastor: I don’t normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
This is about Gwen.
I don't know her, but people are just causing too much drama over one person who never said one thing to them.
People have houses, but I don't have a house because I don't have parents, said the orphan.
What do you call a kid that lives alone?
An orphan. ;)
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Why do orphans love to play family?
Because it's the closest they will be to being normal.
Aahhhhhh!
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Also, not love everyone.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
What is a car that runs and can't?
You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
