Short jokes
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
Why are a majority of rape allegations false?
Because whores like to cry wolf.
What does Meg do when she gets a cold sore?
She bathes in diarrhea.
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
What do Somalians excel at in the US?
Welfare fraud.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
Recently my baby did this:
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Vote for Kris!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!