Short jokes
Hungry: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi, Hungry, I'm Dad.
Hungry: Why did you name me like this? :/
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏
Have you seen the inside of Helen Keller's houses? She hasn't.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
GF: Laying down.
BF: GROANING
GF: Are you good at aiming and shooting?
BF: Yeah, why?
GF: Shoot that did in there.
BF: Mmmhuugh
Hi, I did not text back to text her and dad, now I’m texting her. Now I’m.
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is black and white and red all over? A newspaper.
Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday?
Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them.
What's 2 + 2? A: 22.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.