Short jokes
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
Jobs,
50 shapes head.
I will mummyfry you!
What type of sound does your crack make?
Answer: Quack!
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Your momma is so fat that she can't even go skinny dipping.
Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?
A: You're the chairman of the board!
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Q: Where did Helen Keller go to school?
A: Anywhere she was homeschooled.
I'm inventing a new glue and calling it "Six Seven"... it's a chemical brainrott.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
What is the difference between Benjah and Jesus?
Jesus walks on the water; Benjah wades through the water.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying?
"Are you having a crisis because people say 67?"
duha is gay hahahahahaha.
What's Reddit?
What's two lesbians in a tent?
A finger hut.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA