Short jokes

I'm a lady, so I'm a man.

What's the difference between a bicycle?

A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?

They don’t have money.

Kade

What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?

dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!

Jak

I punched you so hard that I'll call you "Droppy Pussy."

Bro, wait, are cannibals real, though?

Anyway, my joke is if you eat yourself, are you a cannibal?

Think about it, lol. Haha.

Charlotte looks like a sperm.

Why does Beethoven's music sound like hell sometimes?

Because he doesn't listen to it!

I was eating my cereal while watching the news, then I saw my cereal on the news, saying he was a "serial" killer.

Question: What do you call 8 apples?

Answer: The iPhone 8.

What is the definition of GAY?

Thunwa :D

My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!

How old are you...? I don’t give a shit, stfu and get in ma van.

“NO NO NO”

I’ll give you some candy.

“Oh ok🤩”

Is crummy bears alright??

Your dad's penis was chopped off at the age of 2.

Why did the lil kid cut himself?

Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!

Leo: Mom?

Mom: Yes!

Leo: Is rape good?

Mom: NO!

Leo: Good cause I raped someone!

Mom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi, I'm new here and I'm 11. I'm just bored and want a girlfriend.

Does anyone have Snapchat or Twitter? I can show you what I look like ;)

One day, I love you.