Short jokes

Short jokes

ABC

Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!

The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ

Puberty

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.

Paedophile

In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.

Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans get in trouble?

Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.

Baby

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.

Batman

What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?

Batman has no one to call "daddy."

Sibling

What's the hardest thing to do?

Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")

Plane

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Orphan

I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.

Money

Kid: Licks money.

Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.

Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?

Eye

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

"Between you and me, something smells!"