What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Hot man is sexy.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
Sumona.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Gwen is back, Freshfry is back, Addison Banks is back... This website is coming back to the golden age!
