Short jokes
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Fart <3
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Lorne Armstrong
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
William
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
I shit on your furniture.
What do Doges like? Memes.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
fdfds.