Short jokes

Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole?

A: Hole-y shit!

Marciukas climbing ranked ladder su dravenu 8 sezone XDD.

How did you get that? Used your life savings?

Max's joke is literally a joke.

Your Da.

Follow me on Twitch @EddyTheSurfer.

Boomer.

What do you call a Twinkie with two pairs of pants?

Double trousers.

اي تيجي اللمة بتخلص your storage

Why did the turkey suck my bacon? Because it wanted cum in its mouth.

What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning? To you, eat ass...

Sub to KYMBO or you are gay.

Your mom is a transgender, your dad took a wrong turn just like his gender, your brother is just gay.

Chimmy: (smoking because of fireplace)

Chimmy2: You're too young to smoke.

Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?

A: Duhhh!

Comment: Then solve it!

Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a

Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?

A: Because they are!

Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."

Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.