Short jokes
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
My dishwasher is broke.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Why do squirrels love dick?
Because it produces nut.
You're so ugly your mom said, "I want an abortion."
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Why did the other Down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy?
What is going on here?
Breakfast! 😂
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."