Short jokes
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Kidnapping is just surprise adoption.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Japanese people are so cool and organized, they have their own ways of suicide.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.