Short jokes
What do you call a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
What did Allan say to his sister bully when she stepped on his toe? "Mitosis!"
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
Maybe I’ll be Tracer.
I’m already Tracer!
Die.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Good morning? Goodbye!
Poke diver 1 sucks!
I am a beautiful person.
So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."
But why?
Atom
Electron
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂