Short jokes
Teacher: Alright class, let's sing our ABC's!
The gay kid: LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ
JFK is definitely a bottom.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
In America, 1 in 10 houses has a paedophile.
Not me, I live next to a smoking hot 8-year-old.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home to.
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your siblings. (Put the knives away ">:)")
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Why did the orphan fall off the mountain? Because his parents let go.
I was excited to watch Fast and Furious because of Dom Toretto, then I realized family is nothing to me 'cause I'm an orphan.
Kid: Licks money.
Mom: Hey, don’t lick the money. It is dirty.
Kid: Is that why they call people filthy rich?
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"
I played Kobe Bryant on 2k14, but my console somehow kept crashing.