Short jokes
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Your joke: you.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
What’s brown?
Idk.
Ya mums, ya dad.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
Pinto?
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
I wank over Rose Watson.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."