Short jokes

Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.

What does a nosey paper do?

It gets "Jalapeño" your face!

Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.

Duck my sick.

This page.

Someone asked me where to find de wae?

I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.

My dick is hard, what's your name?

Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.

Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.

Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.

"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."

Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!

My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"

What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.

What are clowns good at?

What do sheep hate?

Their enemies: goats!

So I was walking.

Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.

I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.

I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!