Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What is a bus π?
I hate it when I donβt understand someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
What body part takes the longest to decay? The eyeball, because it will always dilate.
Q. Why did the cow cross the road?
A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. ππββοΈ
Why did the orphan chase the family? Because he was jealous that he did not have a family.
Me: When I saw an orphan on the street in rags.
Also me: Are you okay?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave it away?
Me: Because you have no family.
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. π² I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
What is a dog that does not walk? A magic dog.
What do girls have that boys donβt have? Bobbies.
What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of PokΓ©mon Sword and Shield!"
Bitch!
What did the orphan say to the house? Can I live here?
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
I'm a clown.
