Short jokes
A man asks a woman, "Are you a school?"
The woman replies, "No, why?"
The man says, "Oh, I wanted to shoot my kid inside of you."
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
On Xbox Live, an orphan can say "they f-ed your mom," so you can say, "at least mine didn't die from it."
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Suicide is never the answer.
Suicide is the question.
The answer is yes.
I made a website for orphans.
It has no home page.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender.
How do you get them back out? Straw.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.