Short jokes

What's long and can never wait for more for the ladies' action and likes when it gets harder...

Your penis!

How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.

Why did the Titanic sink? It loved the iceberg!

Why do people have sex? Because they're dumb.

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My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."

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Hi boyyyy!

How did number 1 kindly make number 2?

I got my was kicked, let's be friends?

Yo momma so ugly, her blood type is puss.

What do you call a fruit's penis?

A percock.

Why did Stephen Hawking go out in the rain?

joko

Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!

Knock knock.

Boo.

No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.

Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?

Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!

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Stan Lee walked into a school one day.

Just kidding, he's fuckin dead :(

Johnny, make a joke. The joke is you because Little Johnny has a sense of humor because you're an idiot.