Short jokes
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.
Your grandma is pretty old; she'll die soon.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What is a plane ✈️ that can not fly?
A fake one ☝️
Why is Joe cool?
Good night, boys.
I like goodies.
Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?
Because he had a crush on her.
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?
Tan toes.
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Nosy.
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
Poop + mouth = yummy for dung Beatles and HEDGEHOGS!
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.