Short jokes
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
What's green and is dangerous?
Kermit with a flip knife.
Me, myself, and I.
I drove past Wendy’s the other day. No other stores were open, so I asked, “Wendy’s openin’ then?”
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Why did the butthole get angry?
So it could wipe every human, snipe.
Legally Blonde.
JAJAJA
You blow a kiss up.
Your eyes were bright up your ass.
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
What does America say?
A-marry-ca!
What do Doges like? Memes.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
I shit on your furniture.
Fart <3
qestrrrr.
Don't touch my pickles - they are very picklish.
What do a doctor and a girlfriend/boyfriend have in common?
They both break your heart.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.