Short jokes
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
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What do you call a un-funny rock?
A normal rock.
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
Ghanshyam.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Loser.
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!