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Short Jokes
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
You know they're lying when they say, "My mom's picking me up."
What's an African's favorite TV show?
Meal Or No Meal!
Why did the son go to the store?
To find his dad.
I just wanna say thanks to everyone who favorited my jokes and commented! Thanks!
