Short jokes

Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?

A. Batman's parents.

What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.

Why do orphans wanna be a criminal?

So that they can be wanted.

I don't like 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.

If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

The gas prices are going up so much that even Hitler is killing himself.

you.

Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor.

A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.

Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?

Because he’s a ball hog.

Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.

Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.

Why didn't Sally get home from work?

She got hit by a bus.

What's an Emo's favorite drink?

Water, JK it's cyanide.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson

What do you call a 5-year-old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor.

Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- He robbed children of their innocence.

Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.

What did the orphan say to the crippled man?

I suffer from crippling depression.

what do you call a baby in an oven?

my next meal.