Short jokes
Sajan's Hairline
Climb high, climb far,
Get high, get far.
Do you want a book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down!
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
How did Helen Keller get punished?
Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
My sister was at Sixth Street and someone stepped on her toes and she bled, so she called the police! XD
O Dario tem namorada?
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Niguh.
Once I was 7.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Wife: I want to deep throat your dick.
Husband: let’s do this.
Wife: April foogjhmgkjgyukgyukfygkutkutkygfku5t!
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
How did number 1 kindly make number 2?
I got my was kicked, let's be friends?
Hi boyyyy!
Knock knock.
Boo.
No need to cry, it was only a joke. Yeh, I can't think of anything.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.