Short jokes

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"

It was poohp.

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.

Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.

I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.

Pokemon

It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

What do kidnappers play?

Roblox.

I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"

A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.

Who got shot in the head? JFK did!