Short jokes
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
All hail President Trump!
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What's funny about sex? I don't get it.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
Top G advice: You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
Ccddfftggfdrrttty.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."