Short jokes
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My life.
My life who?
My life is depressing...
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?
Father Les.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.