Short jokes
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
keligh?
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Don't touch my bot.
I was going to invite your friends to your birthday, but they were all extinct.
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Chihuahua?
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
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