Short jokes
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
I wank over Rose Watson.
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
Why does it get hot after a baseball game?
'Cause all the fans have left.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
Walter White.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
Eat this, peppe.
A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.
When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.
FUCKING MENT
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
You signed up for football, but you're no good.
What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?