Short jokes

Short jokes

Rape

I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.

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  • Pedophile

    What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?

    They both lay pipes in public parks.

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  • Orphan

    What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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  • Covid

    I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.

    Life

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    My life.

    My life who?

    My life is depressing...

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  • 9/11

    What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

    H20

    Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.

    Only one man came out alive.

    Chemo

    What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.

    Last Word

    I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

    Jesus

    Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"

    Orphan

    What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest?

    Father Les.

    Orphanage

    Remember kids, when you're angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they'll really be living the hard knock life.

    Parent

    Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?

    Because they can’t see their parents.