Short jokes
"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."
"Jonny, Jonny?"
"Yes, Papa?"
"Eating sugar?"
"No, Papa."
"Open your mouth!" Shoves hand down throat-
Lorne Armstrong
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
Why is there bullying? They can handle it by themselves.
Blondies.
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
Friend: Eric, spell mouse.
Eric: M O U S.
Friend: Yes - But what's on the end of it?
Coffee has been the grounds of many a heated and strong discussion.
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?
'Cause she will let it go.
What is the spiciest meat ever? Pepperoni.
Bruh bruh the bruh run bruh stop bruh hi bruh.