Short jokes
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Spell "I cup."
eeeeeee.
Hiiii!
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
My foot itches.
If you are homeless, get a home.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because they are so fucking useless!
I'm gonna cut my life off.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Ii.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.