Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Short Jokes
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Teacher: Why were you late?
Me: Traffic.
Teacher: Did I did it?
Me: Did I even blame it on you?
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
