Short jokes
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Why are you sad?
I’m depressed. I know black people could cry.
Duck my sick.
This page.
My dick is hard, what's your name?
Someone asked me where to find de wae?
I replied with: Oh, de wea, that's a shop. It's down the road.
Bro, if you have anorexia, you have no skin at all.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
Why didn't the wife want sex?
Because they were having too many babies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
Gwen just wanted to let you know you suck like a lot, you are a loser. 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😬😬😬😬😏😏😏😏