Short jokes
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
Your momma's so fat, a whale said, "Hello, Mom!"
My sexlife xddddddddd
Mom: Go water the plants.
Me: But it’s raining outside.
Mom: Go grab the umbrella.
Me: What???
Why isn't there much honey in Brazil?
Because there's only one B in Brazil.
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
William
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?
Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.
Verga.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Robber: This is a robbery, bitch!
Gunsalesman: No u
fdfds.
What's the difference between a boy and gold?
More people want gold.
Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.
A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.
The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
Two men walk into a bar, and they both hit their heads.