You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
What is the difference between a human and a bird?
A bird can fly and a human cannot fly.
What is the difference between the snow ❄️ and sun 🌞? Snow is slippery, and the other kind 🧒 of weather is not slippery.
What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Hot man is sexy.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Write 317537 on your calculator and turn it over to spell "Leslie."
Sumona.
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
