Short jokes
Who am I sitting next to?
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the street?
'Cause it got stuck in a pothole!
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
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Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.
I always look at the earth and think, "Ahh, this is TREE-ific!"
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
Richmond
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
Poooooooooooooooooooooop!