What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Short Jokes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.
Well, because it's impastable.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Why did I walk across the road?
To get hit by a car.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
I like my women like I like my coffee: nice, fresh, and dead.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
Twin Tower jokes are funny because they are dead.
Why did Sally fall out the window?
She was pushed.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?
Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
What did the bird go to the hospital for?
For tweetment!
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
How does the author of Harry Potter get around?
She walks, JK, Rowling!
