Short jokes

Do I sit broken-hearted?

I came to sh*t and only farted.

My life, get it, 'cause I don't got one.

If we get this to 1000 dislikes, I will do TWO joking keggars on Halloween.

So what are you waiting for? Hit the button, idiot.

What kind of people love donuts in the morning? Cops, because they don't have anything else to do.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

102, if you have some alive ones.

You're overreacting.

What kind of house 🏠 can fly? A magic house 🏠!

My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.

Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.

Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.

What do you eat out of?

- A bowl.

Yo people!

Little Johnny's actually dead!

There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.

Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the s*** spoon."

Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?

Because 1028 1029.

These jokes are offensive. Stop!

What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?

York High School is the best school ever!

MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.