Short jokes
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
I bet when you were born, the doctor looked away because of your virginity.
Your mom is so skinny, she eats Skinny Pop!
Your mama's so fat, I don’t know if it is a hippo or not.
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
I will remember my classmate's last words: "Ahh, my pen's ink spilled on my computer!"
A bullet is like an arrow.
Nothing can stop it from going through your head.
I fed a vegan cock. No, not chicken, no, not my cock, my dead dad's.
P or N?
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Googoogaga.
Does this sentence make any sense?
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
Noob butter eater.