Short jokes
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Suck my pp!
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Best way of abortion?
Beyblade abortion.
LET IT R.I.P.
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Kart! (DYM 151)
When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
"Ur Grandma" You think you're funny? Well, sorry, but you're not.
Your hairline is so big, it was used as a highway.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.