Short jokes
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
I miss school so much.
Super Mario.
ANAND
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!