How do you make a little girl cry for a second time?
By wiping her blood off your dick with her teddy bear.
Short Jokes
What is Juice WRLD's favorite restaurant?
Little Seizures.
The Twin Towers are like snowmen; they fall and crumble.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied!
Me.
The joke is me.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Q: What happens to KID who NAPs near a stranger?
A: He gets KID-NAPPED (kidnapped).
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
Why can't gay people have hairlines? Because it's not straight.
What's the best thing about an orphan GF?
You don't have to meet her parents.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
I like my kids like I like my lamps.
Hung from the ceiling.
Joe Biden
Q: If Adolf Hitler was a sea creature, which would he be?
A: Adlof-in.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
