Short jokes

Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.

Dislike this.

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).

Zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany.

Why did Draven eat curry?

I don't know, ask him.

Dravenッ

Yulia

I love to smell skunks, but I lick their stinky butt. It's delicious. My breath smells like fart.

My mom is actually a mum! 😱

Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

I'm having sex with your mother. That makes me better than you.

*guitar solo*

I have a penis, and sometimes I bite it.

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

Fine, then if I can't do Gwen, then I guess it is Tenya and Kenya. #Twin sisters! Tenya and Kenya!

Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.

Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?

Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!