What is Saturn's favorite day?
Saturday!
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Hot man is sexy.
Dad: "I'll be back in a minute."
20 years later
Orphan: "Dad?"
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Sure, just tell me how to put on a mask.
Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.
Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.
Money is power, and power is sex. Sex is ex, and ex is virgin.
Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??
Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!
Why did the guy take a bath? Because he came, and it was too much of a mess.
What do you call a magic car?
A human.
What time is it when you walk out to the school?
Time to go to school!
What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
Aarif
I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?
Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.
