Short jokes

Short jokes

Astronaut

Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?

Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣

Fan

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

Mum

Friend, your mum's fat.

Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.

Noob

Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!

Ball

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

Food

What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!

Guy

So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"

Rain

I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!