Short jokes
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
Subscribe to Cboystv, or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.
MooMooMooMoo
I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Tyson?
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.