Short jokes
My dick actually destroyed the Death Star.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
9/11.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
Jonah Oglan.
Your hairline is so fat that when you meet Santa, you're fatter than him and your mom.
Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
The power of yeet.
I can't do this - YEET!
I'm not good at this - YEET!
I'm not old enough - YEET!
I'm gonna cut my life off.
Suck my pp!
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
Which animal is the least trustworthy?
In America, you have Pop-Tarts. We in Germany here have Toastbrot.
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?