Short jokes
I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
Yourself.
What did the pedophile say to the kids?
"FUCK!"
My wiener's small.
Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?
The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.
Question: Why can't you trust a tree?
Answer: 'Cause they are always shady.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"
Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.
How does an apple fall from a tree?
I don't know, ask Sir Isaac Newton!
Ouch!
Why is the orphan so dumb?
Because he didn’t have parents to pay for it.
The cat said hi.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight (ate) nine.
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
You're do annoying like your fucked up hairline.
Abortion is not a joke.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
I like my cigars like I like my women:
Seven years old coming from Cuba in a burlap sack.