Short jokes
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
(Non-edgy joke.)
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)
SHUT UP EVERYBODY!
Spell "I hod."
Uranus is cold.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!