Short jokes
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
keligh?
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
I set fiya to the rain! Wait, no, that ain't possible, what... I evaporated the rain!
Who am I sitting next to?
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
It’s like I always tell my kids:
"Two in the pink, one in the stink."
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
There are sexiest women in politics.
They should be in a car showroom.
Richmond
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Letter A lmao xd 😂😂😂😂
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!