Short jokes
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Googoogaga.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
Everyone dislike this.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
All hail President Trump!
What do you call useless skin on a penis?
A man.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.