Short jokes

What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.

Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.

Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"

It was poohp.

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.

Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."

I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).

Me: I want a PS5.

Dad: Alright, I will say no.