Short jokes
So I was walking.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because...
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Michael Jackson is like if a Barbie doll and Bruno Mars had an ugly child together!
I'm jk btw Michael Jackson was amazing!
"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.
Jupiter
Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.
Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?
Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Jesus.
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.