Short jokes
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
I wank over Rose Watson.
Dislike this.
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
My friend Andrew once told me that "weird is high and drunk at the same time."
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
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When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?
"I CAN'T BREATHE!"
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.
Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"