Short jokes

Pinto?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.

Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽

Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?

I wank over Rose Watson.

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

What do Afghanistan people love about bombs?

They're black and go off.

What is the difference between underaged privileged children with bone cancer and you?

I like you!

When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.

FUCKING MENT

A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.

You signed up for football, but you're no good.

Walter White.

She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.

Eat this, peppe.

How do people get skinny?

Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)

Now their owner is dying.

HAHAHAHA

Dislike this.

Method Man: Yo what’s crackin’?

ODB: Yep

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!

What was George's last message to humanity before joining the others?

"I CAN'T BREATHE!"