Short jokes
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
"Me lava you sooo much, cutie cake. I know I'm so so so cuteee. Lava you girl... ummmma ummmaaa. I know where you liveee kutty."
Dees was a squirrel who had big nuts.
Everybody loved dees big nuts.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back with the milk!
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.
Pokemon
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
I once gave birth to 3 children.
Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)
Why did Rhydon get an orphan...
Rhydon deez nuts!
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Now their owner is dying.
HAHAHAHA
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?