Short jokes
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Your mama.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Monky.
Want to hear a joke?
Women's Rights.
Why are S and U never thirsty?
They drink tea (T).
Kid: "LOOK OUT! A KILLER BEE!!!"
(B)
OKAY.
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?
Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?
Hey, guy, you suck! Why do I suck? Because you're the one that's sucking juice out of a straw.
You're built like a Windows touchscreen!
What did the man do when he caught his wife cheating on him?
He honor-killed her.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
If a prostitute is celebrating her birthday, does she get a hoecake?
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.