Short jokes
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Jokes...
Ass.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
Succcccc.
What did Yarn Yoshi say to Poochy whilst trying to solve a puzzle?
"Alright Poochy, it's time to get crafty!"
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
How did Sally die?
She got shot.
How? She could not run away.
Little girls cry. Big girls say, "F*ck."
What did A say to Y?
"You cannot be alpha like me." :)
Y said, "Why? (Y)"
Why can't Jordan moan?
Because his parents are in the room next to him. Asleep.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Like if you know what ashes are.
I like school.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Dumb.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.