Short jokes
Why can’t orphans have a house pet?
Because its parents have it to itself.
What do you call a binder with no rings?
Kart! (DYM 151)
When is a priest's best compromise?
A failed Baptism.
You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!
Henry is in Uranus.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
Addison in bra.
When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Hoe?
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. 😂
What's 2+2? FORE-head.
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
hehehehehehehehehehe
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.