Cheese.
Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
How do I get out of the toilet seat? Help me, please. I'm very stuck!
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Dad, sad, bad, rad, nad, tad, glad, clad, plaid, had.
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves.
A boy was following me for 8 years, even into the stall. I finally told him I’m not gay.
Rape is so out dated but when u pay them money it is a popular date!
What do call of duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke ur a god)
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake a snake has a home to go to underground
What did the blender say to the orange juice? What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid shut the fuck up.
ya i have a hydro flask h- My y- Grandpa d- Sticks r- His o- Cock f- Up l- My a- Ass s- k-
Why don’t rappers tell secrets?
Because they always end up DROPPING it
this website is cruel, and is NOT funny.
I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.
What is a home 🏡 that can fly? A magic house 🏠
why r orphans gay? they call everyone daddy
Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
