Short jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair š¦½.
What can you do for a magic house?
Make it fly!
You know what they say: "Location, location, location." So my dad stuck a thermometer up his butt, and now he has degrees.
What is Alan Turing's reincarnation doing?
Getting revenge for what some people said about him being gay.
Your butt is so fat, I can remove 90% of beauty with a tissue.
What is black and white and sits in a tree?
A fridge wearing a leather jacket! XD
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
I am cool.
Hahahahahahaha!
Guys, this is not funny. Stop.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
BRAKING NEWS!
Little Johnny's dead!
Loser.
Why are you sad?
Iām depressed. I know black people could cry.
Cao ni man sha bi lalla shabi.
Cancer, it's just funny, hahaha.
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "JalapeƱo" your face!
Duck my sick.