Short jokes

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

I laughed at their chalk outline.

Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.

Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.

Why did Draven eat curry?

I don't know, ask him.

Dravenッ

My mom is actually a mum! 😱

Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?

Because that's the average class size in America.

OMG, you wanna hear a joke?

Nah, I don't care.

I got banana nut bread for you.

Oh no, the nuts are missing!

Oh, I found them!

You know where they are?

UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!

So all blondes are dumb, right?

Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?

Boy, if you don't get your "I'm Burger King with my Burger Queen!"

I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.

Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.

Why can't orphans go to the store? Because they throw everything around.

I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.

Today I feel Qatari. Today I feel Arab. Today I feel African. Today I feel gay. Today I feel disabled. Today I feel a migrant worker.

Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.

Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"

It was poohp.

qestrrrr.

Good night, boys.

I like goodies.

Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?

Because he had a crush on her.