Short jokes
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
Q: What movie do emos relate the most to?
A: Suicide Squad.
OMG, you will give me Discord Nitro and Robux?? Sike, I lied!
lollllo.
Son, why do I not have an Easter basket?
Mom, you're 23, you don't need one. Ends calls, child support.
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
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You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
Why do people think about handsome boys at night?
Because they're dreamy!
What do you call a once that's an insect?
A creepy crawly.
How do you turn rape into no rape? Steal her bank details for money transfer.
Fuck you and your shitty family!
afnshjrkf.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!
I hated getting bullied in school because I could never stand up for myself.
Let's beat that "lEtS gET 69 LikEs anD CoMmEntS" with 21 dislikes on this post. #21gang
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!