Best political joke... Joe Biden.
Short Jokes
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?
The grim reaper.
How do you stop a baby from drowning? pt. 2
-Harpoon it.
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Everyone has cracks in them, mine's just in my heart and not my ass.
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope you're happy now.
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
What did the deaf man say to the blind man before he fell into the well?
Nothing.
