Short jokes
Meow meow meow meow :p
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
Your joke: you.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
Pinto?
Ya mums, ya dad.
Why is Megan a down?
Because her last name is Downy.
What’s brown?
Idk.
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.