Short jokes

9/11 happened... right?

The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.

What do you get when you go to the beach and you get a tan on your feet?

Tan toes.

I'm a fat cow.

My ex's love for me :(

I still love the dude sadly, but I won't take him back.

My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.

Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?

Because he kneaded the dough!

Alec is bad at League?

Jokes, Jarid is, haha!

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.

What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?

Ben after he trips over the giant curb!

Add me on Fortnite, my user is liamonoce2004 :)

How does a rapper clean his house?

With a LIL' SCRUB.

Joke time!

Now, Heaven or Hell?

Heaven: we got clouds.

Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!

When your cousin dies and everybody thinks you're her.

FUCKING MENT

A friend of mine says "Baguette" all the time cuz she is French.

Walter White.

IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW

She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.

Eat this, peppe.

What's the difference between white people and Africans?.... The white people get water.

You signed up for football, but you're no good.