Short jokes
Joe, I wish you had never asked me to scout for a fresh tight end.
Ma name is Bendover.
Kasper has a tiny penis.
Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.
Jesus.
You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?
Why is an orphan and a dog friends?
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.
Kid: Runs home.
A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...
If you know, you know.
Are you with Alex?
Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!
Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?
Because they don’t have one.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Oh he.
Uuhgggyuuuhhhgg.