Short jokes
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
What did the boy goat say to his girlfriend?
You're my boo!
Pooooooooooop!
I will tell you a joke--your life.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun...
"What is your number?" "Hi."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?
Barney-that’s right it’s penis!
Mississippi is a long word. How do you spell it?
Wee snaw.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Oh, he needs some milk!
Games
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
"I fancy Hunter, my big sugar daddy," said the orphan, clearly lying.
Three copycats on a boat, one jumps off. How many are left? Zero, because they're copycats!