Short jokes

Short jokes

9/11 victim

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

Orphan

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣

Mom

Me: Mom, I'm tired.

Mom: "Then go to sleep."

Me: No, you don't understand-

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  • Walmart

    If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

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  • Virgin

    If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

    Orphan

    Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

    Dog

    I named my dog 5-Miles, so now I tell people, "I walk 5-Miles every day."

    Wine

    I like my women how I like my wine: 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

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  • Orphan

    How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.

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  • Morbid jokes

    What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.