Short jokes
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Cyber bully: Your mom giey.
Me: nO U
What do you call a person who smokes?
Smokey the Bear.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Three Jewish people walk into a bar.
My brother puts his butt in his face and says, "Kyle, you're cracking me up!"
What's your mum's favourite food?
Chicken nuggets! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
My friend dared me to steal my other friend's watch. I tried, but failed. He really got me, dare.
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
People have been killed.
People have been killed who?
The 9/11 victims.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
If your dad said, "Take out the trash," he means to take you out.
Who's Joe?
Joe Mama sucks my fat nuts, bitch!
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"Where are you? [Because you] make me wanna throw up every time I see you."
My friend, what's up?
Me: What's up in space is planets and stars.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
I like the satisfying sounds of your butt being spanked.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.