Short jokes

Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD

Yee.

Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Have you heard of the man who got all his left side chopped off?

He was all right.

Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.

A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!

Like if you know what ashes are.

Oh, he needs some milk!

I like school.

Games

EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.

Pooooooooooop!

I will tell you a joke--your life.

Barney-1 2 3 what number comes next?

Barney-that’s right it’s penis!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

He was snowed in.

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.

I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.

Wanna make out, Explain Bear?

I wasn't going to tell another rape joke but fuck it.