Short jokes
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
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Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."
WTF 850 COMMENTS???
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
The poop on the bus goes poopoopoopoo AHHHH! All day long.
How many letters are there in the alphabet? 26? No, 8!
What do bees make milk from?
Boobees.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
frshfry we need to talk now!
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
You're the reason the middle finger got created.