Short jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
What did the poo say to the ass?
"I left you."
What is the difference between me and a retard?
At least I have chromosomes.
What's an asthma patient’s least favorite vegetable?
An arti-“choke”!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.
A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.
If you don’t know how to braid, hit that follow button, let’s gooo!
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
Does this sentence make any sense?
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
If you are homeless, get a home.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Spell "I cup."
Noob butter eater.