Short jokes
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
You look tall for being 432,450 miles tall!
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Tate
Why does the pimp always use job fairs as a way of recruiting new hoes?
He always gets a great turnout.
Uh, uh, fuck me, daddy!
My friend Joe was a great hunter. He always shot like 3 deer every week.
He was even better at school when he bagged 30 of them.
My marriage was on the rocks, so I buried my wife under some.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.
Jesus stinks so bad he killed all living things in Heaven.
Why don't you see any more fat Chinese men?
Because the last Chinese man was in WW2.
I'm so smart, wanna know why? Because you're gay.
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What do you call a short student?
A Ravin.
Your mama.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Monky.
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