Short jokes
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball?
Because he died in the Cross 😈
Why are midgets short?
'Cause they are!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm stuck on the Eston Front, And so are f***ing you.
What did the homeless person get for Christmas?
- Nothing.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Meow meow meow meow :p
Tyson?
What did the south tower say to the north tower? It said: nothing.
9/11 joke.
What job do you want if you don't want people's twos since?
A Catholic priest.
Mikey don't clean his foreskin dude straight gay.
NASA = Not Africa North America. That's what NASA stands for.
Why does shit come out your asshole? Cause fuck you, that's why.
Your joke: you.
Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
Did you know that...the only reason you don't call priests "daddy" is because that's what you call them in sex!
Your mommy.