Short jokes
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
I wank over Rose Watson.
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
Recently my baby did this:
🖕🏼👶🏼🖕🏼 🎽 👖
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.