Short jokes
"Among Us" tea water.
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!