Short jokes
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
This is not even a joke.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What type of candy does the most magic?
Twix!
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.