Short jokes

Short jokes

Satan

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

Bird

Q: Why do birds need feathers?

A: To cover up their butt quack!

Debt

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

People

Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)

Bum

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

Man

Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Makeup

Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?

My sister wearing all the world's makeup.

Sister: Just a little.