Short jokes

Short Jokes

Country

To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!

Guy

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

Pedophile

Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?

Clash Royale

Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?

Eyebrow

This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD

Porn

I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }

I like to watch porn too ;)

Penny

So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?

That don't make no cents.

Coconut

My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.