Short jokes
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Hola.
What do you call a burnt retard?
Tomato
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.
Hi! I’m going back home.
Why does the Sun go to school?
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
What do Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Ilhan Omar, Ayanna Pressley, and Rashida Tlaib all have in common?
All four of them are garbage.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
I wanted to open a restaurant for the hearing impaired, but the slogan "Enjoy without hesitation" didn't go down so well.
You built like you in the 1980's!
If Fascism got popularized by autistics, the trains would have run on time.
There are people weirder looking than me.
Like who?
Like people with Down syndrome.
I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!