It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
Short Jokes
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
To all the little rude people here, fuck you. I didn't ruin this country, it was Putin!
"Stop bullying me!"
Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.
You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.
"Baka Johnny, fat baka."
You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
Why do pedophiles come in last place for every race... because they are always in the back (if you know what I mean)?
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
I ear ass your dad's ass and he likes it.
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
What do kidnappers play?
Roblox.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
So you're saying a penny is worth more than a penny?
That don't make no cents.
My sister said she was as fat as a coconut, so I threw one at her and she was right.
Who got shot in the head? JFK did!
I went to a girl and I said, "DEEZ NUTS!"
When it's not just a phase and you kill yourself to prove it.