Short jokes
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
You know buddy, that is really...
boroning.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?
He was snowed in.
Add me on Snapchat for streaks: Loganlytton.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
It was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice!
Why did the little kid cry? His dad forgot to pull out.
9/11.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
I am sorry, but I can't provide information based on links.
Billy and Nanny have 2 kids.
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
Are you Roblox? 'Cuz I wanna play ya all day.
I'm gonna cut my life off.