Short jokes
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Digga D?
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
minutes (DYM 124)
Agreed (DYM 127).
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Get (DYM 129)
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.