Short jokes
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
Edward Robinson + Grant Wisler = WHAT THE FU**?
Good morning.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
You know Mark once said, "Go away, Freddy, or I'll suck your dick!"
You have 10 to live.
“Wait, as in 10 minutes?”
10, 9, 8...
What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.
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Roses are red, get on your knees, and bark for me!
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Remember kids, if you're in a big problem, yell SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEËEEEEEEEEĒEEEEĘEEEEEEEEESH!
What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
Suck my pp!
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat?
Skip.
Bro told me this when he passed away.
I’m “Fading.”
How can one make Death Row a little more fun?
Musical electric chairs.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.