Call the Police

Alright, listen up, genius. So, you see your pal, right? Normal move is to say "hi" or something. But nah, you call the cops! Then, get this, the cops just *moan*. Like they're super bored or maybe zombies. It's funny because it's not how things usually go, and cops are supposed to help, not whine! You probably call the cops all the time. You should probably be in jail!