Pinto?
Short Jokes
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!!!!!!! Hahahaha. Banta everyone on this site has 0 life and should leave.
What's better than a meme? A really good Vine.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
Why is 8 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 ate 9.
What’s brown?
Idk.
Maishah the poo turned into a fart, which is the big fart monster's best friend. This is her: 🐷🐷🐷🐷🤢🤢🤢💩💩💩💩👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻🐽🐽🐽
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
I wank over Rose Watson.
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.