Short jokes
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!
Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?
'Cause they are just boys.
Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?
A: Use dental floss.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Your fat ass mom.
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
Afghanistan.
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Realger.
Ummmm 67.
Man's got that big bati, you know.
Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Hola.