Short jokes

Worst joke.

Oral

My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.

Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.

What did the tissue wear?

A shoe.

Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.

What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.

Me: Takes five minutes.

Me: Hun, you done yet?

If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.

Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.

Kroll es heterosexual.

I killed myself, then woke up.

Giggity!

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?

'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.

Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.

A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.