Short jokes

Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.

Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.

Allahu Akbar---Jalal 2019 xD

Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.

You

You

You're the cow.

Ccddfftggfdrrttty.

Short people tend to get angry easily...

'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...

When you're excited to finally see your sister, and then you realize she's wearing your clothes.

What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!

Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?

Because Americans are really good at separating colors.

What happens when a Tandemaus evolves?

Friend: What's that white stuff coming out of the Pokémon Box?

My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!

Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.

Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?

Kobe likes his shoes like the way he died.

Air.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

What's the difference between George Floyd and Joe Biden?

They both talk like they're on fent.

Donald Trump is gonna be the best president we have ever had.