Short jokes
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
Hey mylady.
Hey bro.
Me mylady.
Me a bro.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
Ahhhhhhh!
Sisters before misters.
I hope you get better.
I love you.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D
"Brandon, tell the teacher that I'm with Ms. Polack."
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
Y u gey, bruh?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
I'm sorry for your loss.
It is going tibia okay.
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!