Short jokes
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
Two nuns in a bath.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
"Stop, that's mean! You're making fun of people with Down syndrome!"
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
I wish you guys all died.
Greg fucking steals toes!
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA