Short jokes

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You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.

We will win the war! 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺

Jonah Oglan.

I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.

This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."

What do you call a potato with a pp?

A dictator.

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.

My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺

What's a shark's favorite sandwich? Peanut butter and jellyfish!

What is the similarity between women and freezers?

We like to put our meat in them.

You

You

You're the cow.

If humanity were to nominate the gayest country in the world, it would be Tel Aviv, honestly.

Your mom gay.

Bro, you teeth are so yellow that you can't brush your teeth.

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What’s a homeless person's favorite food?

Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.