Short jokes
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Herrit?
What do you get when you add 5 + 2 + 3 + 2 + 200 + 10?
Completely confuse you!
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
I have 25 friends in the alphabet.
But I don't know why.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
kanker
Man in boxers leads policeman on brief chase.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did the Duck go to rehab?
Because he was a Quackhead.
I went to school and everyone was screaming and looking at me. They weren't after I shot them, though.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
I am counting my fingers and get nine. Why?
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.