So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Short Jokes
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Damn, DIN just went over me and I'm trying to figure out what it is. A camel's dick.
Baby > commits start breathing.
Mom > commits abort.
Baby > commits ohshit.exe
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
He asked for a shot of beer?
He got shot and killed.
My dick is red.
Your pussy's pink.
It's really tight
When you're dead.
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
My dishwasher is broke.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Why did the penguin pull out a tooth? It was Mexican.
When I try to roast someone; Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii you stink!
Who deleted my stuff??? Woooow, you racist just because I'm Hispanic?
Dislike this! Let's get to 1000 dislikes!
My name is Martha.
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
just yeah bruh and yeah.
