Short jokes
9: I am higher than you.
8: No, you're not!
(8 flips to his side)
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Digga D?
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Wat is a kids gajfnjafb movie? A sjdhfsdjfmksdf LOL
What would you call the previous president when he is having a bad day?
Donald Grump.
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
I don't know what to say.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.