Short jokes
Hi, I'm a skeleton and I know a skele-TON of jokes!
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
How many times does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Tentacles!
My parents gave me a blowjob. It was a blowtastic time!
I SAID GO TO BED BEFORE I SLAP THOSE SPOTS OFF OF YOU!
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Okjlpppilfrkfft?
What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।
Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.
Me: Imagine not having hair.
Kids: On chemo.
Bitch the fuck.
These are ear-retcal jokes...
Fail.
One day in my class, we were having that good snack, and one of my classmates choked on a Cheerio. One small, single, Cheerio!
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
"Quack, quack."
Q. What's the difference between fucking a coma patient and fucking a cabbage?
A. You have to cut a hole in the cabbage.
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.