Short jokes
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, put on your helmet 'cause you're about to miss the short bus.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q: What's a conspiracy theorist's favorite letter? A: Q.
I used to be emo, but I don't cut myself to solve my problems anymore.
I just drink a bunch of liquor like an adult.
Q. What's an aborted baby's favourite type of humor? A. ...
Trump got a new jet.
He's probably already licked the windows.
Dog toys are getting out of control.
My mum's dog has a round bison bone.
Looks like he was chewing on Tracy Latimer's hip or something.
Tonight, I picked up an anorexic prostitute.
It was really easy because she was only about 90 pounds.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
If you're ever in need of a punching bag, just go to your local Alzheimer's unit.
They'll forget you were there in like three minutes.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
Being gay is the most masculine thing that is possible because only men can be gay.
Halal!
Is it meat you're looking for?
What do Donald Trump and a dick have in common?
Liberals can't keep either one out of their mouths.
Yo momma so ugly, she got a job ringing the bells at Notre Dame.