Short jokes
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Guns control.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Telling jokes is snow problem.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Chomp!
I have breakfast with my boys.
Weenis long.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Bra eat E.T.?
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!