Short jokes

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So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.

Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.

Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.

Son, we are geniuses!

What is a good nut?

A magic nut!

What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!

Y'all gay asf yaya.

What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?

The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.

Man's got that big bati, you know.

Jacob Wheet, if you don't understand, look it up.

What do you call a burnt retard?

Tomato

Student: What's the best thing in the world?

Teacher: I don't know what.

Student: Hard rock cock.

What's an old man's favorite food?

Wrinkled onions.

When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.

Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?

A: Open up its little legs.

Hi! I’m going back home.

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.