Short jokes
How do Ephippians celebrate their kids' first birthday?
Put a flower on their gravestone.
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
No one gives a fuck.
Levi
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Moment and I
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
When red do be sus, though.