Short jokes
How are you?
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
UHH, DADDY!
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.