Where does Caesar keep his armies?
Up his sleavies.
Short Jokes
Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron.
Two nuns in a bath.
Haha, I have my own joke category now!
JFK's wife trying to grab his head be like "him in heaven." Why did I marrei her? Welp, time for a devorsin'.
Yo daddy so poor, when yo mama ask for sum child support money, yo dad don’t have it! 🤣
What's the difference between Cain Dashiell and Down syndrome?
Nothing.
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Why did the sperm cross the road? To get to the vagina!
What did the atom say to the positive in math class? "We could make a positive number!"
Gay guy?
Poo poo packed, lol.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
What did the boy say to the girl? "Damn! You pissy, stank!"
I wish you guys all died.
What's the fastest cake? Scone!
Greg fucking steals toes!
Isn't it ridiculous to hear INBRED WHITE TRASH RACISTS talking $#iT about OTHER "Cultures"?
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stfu.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.