Short jokes
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
My friend Arid asked me what I did over the weekend. I told him, "I read."
Get it? I read? No... ok.
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
arya fae
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!