Short jokes

Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"

Make this the most liked comment!

(I'm a girl btw)

;)

I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

"You're fat as a cow."

"......."

"Nope."

I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.

Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?

A: Use dental floss.

Old.

Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

Afghanistan.

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your fat ass mom.

Orphans will eat toes for food.

I hate cereal, lol.

What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"

Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.

Do you get what I am trying to poke out?