What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Short Jokes
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Q: What did the AISH worker say after her throat was slashed?
A: Ckkkkkk
Pierre Poilievre has lost the government position he had for 20 years.
Bet he wishes his mom HAD used that coat hanger.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
Q. What do Danielle Smith and a baby with anencephaly have in common?
A. Neither of them have a brain.
What do you call a pedophile who's dying? You.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!