Short jokes

Short jokes

Ben 10

Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.

Dog

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

Duck

What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.

Aussie

What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?

Two Aussie.

Founder

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

Bear

What's brown and hairy? A bear.

What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.

Arabian

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

Pornstar

Him: I work with animals all day.

Her: Awwww what do you do?

Him: I'm a pornstar.

Tree

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!