Short jokes
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
I killed a homeless dude, now she's at the funeral home. 😭💔
Where’s the English Channel?
Johnny: “I don’t know. My television doesn’t pick it up.”
What do you call a car on the side of the road, lit up and ablaze?
Paul Walker's death.
That's why your grandma 6 ft deep, feet!
bnb dcnb cbf
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Slay.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
It's still depression, by the way.
I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.