Short jokes

You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.

"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."

I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.

"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."

Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio

Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.

I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!

I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.

What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?

Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!

Octopussy.

Michael is gay and sucks cock.

Callum Coulter

What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.

Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.

Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.

My name is Caleb, and I like boo and eat it.

You wanna hear an orphan joke?

Okay, here it goes:

You.

Me: Gay puns are the best!

Also me: But I'm straight though.

What did the cancer doctor say?

You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!