Short jokes
Speed.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Kentucky yacht services (kys.com)
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What do you get when an American talks to an Aussie and a Kiwi?
Two Aussie.
Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
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priyanka
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
weixian
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!