Short jokes
Dnebdoctor?
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
Why can't an orphan suck my nut?
A girl can, one knows how.
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
That feeling when elbow surgery was yesterday.
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks...
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
I like my women thick, so if they aren't over 375 pounds, they're not stepping into my room.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?
"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!