Short jokes
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
👌neck
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
What's the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Feminists should STFU and suck my dick!
What's better than poo?
"Ur Mater."