Short jokes

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

A miscarriage.

Hola.

Why does the Sun go to school?

I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"

Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?

Me: The medication is the drugs.

I got you the candy. Haha! You idiot, it's poison!

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.

How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.

Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.

"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?

Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.

Assalam alaikum, bitches.

When a pregnant lady gives birth, it looks like she is having an erection.

"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."