What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Short Jokes
Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...
#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
What do you call it when you have two Indians, one Black, and a fat White?
A s'more.
I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
She will let it go!! 😂🤣
Why don’t orphans have parents?
'Cause they were abandoned.
Fuck all y'all hoes!
What does a lesbian call the other during sex?
Mummy.
My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.
Now she's having a breakfast.
You're a fat poop poop!
Dad: You're adopted.
Son: Where are my real parents?
Dad: >:D They are dead, now come to their grave and sleep there.
How to get your woman to come upstairs? Say you are naked.
I like the iceberg... my favorite character was the iceberg!
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
Josh Hemus - follow him on Instagram @joshhemus
A horse and a bear walk into a bar... Oh wait, can't tell that one!
Justin Masotti
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!