Short jokes
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!
Indian? Did or feather?
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
You're so poor not even Dollar Tree has your prices.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?
Because he is never around Siri.
How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
I don't have a joke about Christianity.
I don't want to get crucified.
We have been cursed by curse-ive.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
What did the shark say after he ate the clownfish?
"This taste a little funny."
Ines.
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What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.