Short jokes
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Shia Mehdi unlived by beard guy looooool 🤨
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
What’s the difference between me and Glow In The Dark Intelligent Putty? The putty’s intelligent!
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
How you guys not even know who did it? Hahahahaha.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."