Short jokes
Did you hear about the bank robber?
Turns out he got shot by the police.
And he wound up in prison.
Stephen Hawking missed assembly this morning.
My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.
"Your mom gay.exe" has started working.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
At night I became a mattress murderer.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"