Short jokes

Short jokes

Kid

Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"

He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"

Mom

Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.

Forehead

Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.

I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.

Incest

If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.

Desert

What would good be if it was a place?

It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!

Autism

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

Autism

What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

Rapper

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.