Short jokes
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
Ramsey Bevan
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
Bababooey.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.