Short jokes

Short jokes

Game

Hey guys! Wanna hear a joke?

-You guys- sure

Ok! -insert every game with a copy and paste/slender in the thumbnail-

Orphan

Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?

Because it doesn't have a joke button.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Makeup

Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?

My sister wearing all the world's makeup.

Sister: Just a little.

Marshmallow

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Mouse

A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."

Mirror

If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.

Fanny

What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy on afterwards.

Name

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.