Short jokes
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
I sucked your mom's anus.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Peter B is homogay.
Ya nan!
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
Realger.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
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