Short jokes
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Joke: Me.
Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Read the comments.
Job sucks. XD
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Child: I am hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I am dad!!!
Child: *groans* *walks away*
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Your bus is so short... the wheels touch.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂