Short jokes
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
Bust it open for Jesus!
This isn't a joke.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"
The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!
Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
hg is cool.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
What is Jay?
Phat.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
"Autism be like..."
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!