Short jokes
Everyone, Alya is okay!!!!!!!!!! She got up, she can walk, and she can talk regular!!!!
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.
This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Should I burn heaven?
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
"So what, ah, my G?"
Yo mamma sucks!
Jackhammer McQueerson
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
9/11 hahahahaha. Lawrence, I hope you read this!