Short jokes

Short jokes

Car

Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.

The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."

Fish

What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"

The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"

Jesus

Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...

I think Jesus is broken.

Chicken

Why did the Chicken cross the road? You: Why? To get to the little b***h's house!

Knock knock! You: Who's there? The chicken!

Planet

Me: Name all the planets.

Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.

Me: Not my anus!