Short jokes
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
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What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Why did the mailman die?
'Cause everyone dies.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
Me: uses the crucifix.
Rush: Ahahahahahahæanananana!
I love the word legs.
Wanna help me spread the word?
Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.