Short jokes
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
Wade likes Luiz!
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
If you are poor, get money.
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"