Short jokes
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
Ben
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
"Me so cutie right?"
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
Why did the smart orphan lose the tech competition?
The motherboard was nowhere to be found.
Why did the orphan die on the road? Because they had no one to hold their hand.
A woman once falsely accused me of rape, and I was sentenced to life in prison.
PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
I'M SHORTTT!
WATERSHARKY DISS TRACK - by Firesharky
You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!