Short jokes
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Hey, do you know why America sucks? We have the death penalty.
I wonder if [I] would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in Fortnite.
Penis.
Hi, I have a question for you.
Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?
Yeah, sorry xD
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
Why did the skeleton not cross the road?
Because it did not have the guts.
I lick cows for my mother.
Why be homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist when you can be quiet?
Why is the disease lung cancer never hungry? Because it's eating your lungs.
How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
Your life is the best joke ever.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
I don't like condoms, but I like gay pregnant X.
The bigger your shoe size is, the bigger your penis is.
The smaller your shoe size, the smaller your penis is.
Willies.
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.