Short jokes
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
Super Boy from Korea.
Anime cats.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
Poo.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
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