Short jokes
What goes after the butt?
The POST-erior.
What kind of pillow makes sounds?
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yull.
Yull who?
You'll be sorry if you eat all the fruitcake!
Eeeeeeee
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Ghoul-aid!
You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!
"I need help, George Sink," said Jimmy.
"What is it?" said George Sink.
"Can you wash my dishes?" said Jimmy.
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Assalam alaikum, bitches.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
Hi, I'm Adopt, and you guys hurt my feelings. It is not God :(😔😞😔🥺. I'm just a kid. I'm 7.
People definitely have the N-word pass in Africa.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
Heyyyyyyy, I'm bored!
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!