Short jokes
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Hey Gwen, uhhhhhhh, fresfry told me to tell you I like you. Jk, I don't.
What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?
My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭
You see a cat, it's dead, you are dead.
Worst joke.
Oral
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
Cruel and unusual punishment.
Addison Banks age (8).
Addison Banks age (21).
Addison Banks age (69).
BLAH.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!