Short jokes

Short Jokes

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Mom

Your mom stinks.

That is my joke.

You mom doesn’t really stink.

I know I am stupid. 🤕

Walk

I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.

Difference

What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?

Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.

Daddy

I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.

She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...

Dad

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.

Bone

At night, before I got in bed with my girl, I had 206 bones, but I developed a 207th bone.

Ranch

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"