Short jokes
Kid: Your mom!
Orphan: (cries)
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
Friend: Your life is a joke.
Me: No, jokes have meaning.
O.R.P.H.A.N. J.O.K.E. P.R.O.T.E.S.T.
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
The reason why you have a high pitched voice is because you always sing opera.
Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.
You gonna poop someday.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Where is Australia?
East Richmond has a train station at East Richmond, but Richmond is better, why?
Mom said drugs are my enemies. God said love your enemies. What do I tell her?
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Homeless people live on rocks.
Non-homeless people live in rocks.
Neighbor 1: Knock knock.
Neighbor 2: You forgot the 3rd knock.
Odin: .....