Short jokes

I'm psychicking your butt.

Dfhbbfd.

Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?

Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.

Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.

What do you call an Asian? A-chan.

Ur mom gei.

What do you call a retarded duck?

Fuck duck and lick my balls.

"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."

I lost my bag. :(

Porn *sex noises*

What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.

Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.

Despacito.

There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

A - 10

I have a trombone.

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.

"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"

I wear a nose on my forehead.

Ur mum homo.

IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.

...... fuck the turtles...... THE END