Short jokes

Short jokes

Couch

I want a bigger couch.

Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.

Money

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

Animal

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

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  • Money

    They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.

    Whale

    What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

    Absolutely nothing.

    Teacher

    How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.

    Fam

    Me: It smells like good fam.

    Friend: What's good fam?

    Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?

    Gunshot

    When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.

    Mom

    Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

    My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!

    Mom

    I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.

    Time

    Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D