Short jokes
Who discovered Africa? Africos Nandos.
What is a kid who loves school?
A smart kid.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
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What is a playground that is old?
A rotten playground.
Potters are dead xoxoxoxoxox.
Your mom stinks.
That is my joke.
You mom doesn’t really stink.
I know I am stupid. 🤕
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"
I did a walk through and walk home from school, and I got home.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
What's the difference between a UKIP voter and a shopping trolley?
Some shopping trolleys have minds of their own.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
I looked at my daughter. I told her what's wrong.
She said I wasn't being a daddy to her until...
What is your car's name?
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
*insert pun here*
Hey, what's the puniest pun you can come up with?