Short jokes
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Old ladies are non existent.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
My mom left me at a very young age.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Little Johnny is gay.