Short jokes
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
If you swallow gum, it will make your poop bouncy.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Me: It smells like good fam.
Friend: What's good fam?
Me: Nothing much, what about you fam?
Who are you?
Yourself.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Hrhfgsfabcke then the other guy said, "Potato."
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
I love your mom and dad's joke! They made it together and called it your name.
Telling jokes is snow problem.
The joke is me.
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
I have breakfast with my boys.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”
I don't know what to say.
Hi, here's a joke: You're wasting your time and space, you know it... :D