Short jokes
Ummmm 67.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
;)
"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reality.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
What has two tires and no engine? A magic house 🏡
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
Watch BNHA season 4 today!
Biggest chungus to the rescue, fat bitches!
hg is cool.
Jesus told me if I believed I would live for eternity. I believed, but at 97 I died...
I think Jesus is broken.
My grandad killed Hitler. He was such a great man!
Two people were on a boat. They were afloat on water!
"Autism be like..."
"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.