Short jokes
Yan nan ate my salty penis.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
How did Jesus kill himself?
He fell from his bike.
How many times did he die?
Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in Heaven.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.
What's the grossest thing ever?
A bag of dead babies.
What's even more gross?
The bottom one is still wriggling!
When you pull out, but the baby's face turns blue.
Two cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Knock knock. "Who's there?" "Grandma." "Oh, okay."
Nah, it's a penis.
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
Poo.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What do you call a bum person with a brain?
A hillbilly.
Who make hard candy for the kids?
Solve.
Please dislike.
I hate this website. It's retarded and 4chan is better.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.