Autism Speaks jokes

Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.

Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.

Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?

No, it screeches.

Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?

They’re jealous that autism can speak.

(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.

What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?

A disorder.