Monkey Man's Mortuary

This joke plays on the dark humor of a mortuary. The phrase "you stab 'em, we slab 'em" suggests that the mortuary doesn't care how the person died, as long as they get the body to prepare for burial. The name 'Monkey Man' adds an absurdist, surreal touch.

• Mortuary
• Stab
• Man
• Funeral
• Death
• Monkey

• Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
• Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"
• (Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
• These murder jokes are just KILLING me!