Short jokes
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What's black and at the top of a staircase?
Not Stephen Hawking.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Your mama so fat, she filled up Minecraft's block limit! lol XD
Congratulations to Avicii for passing his 3-day milestone of sobriety!
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
OOF dislike plz I have no life XD.
All of these jokes are DED sub to pewdipie.
There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
What were Brian Cant's last words before he died?
"I used to do it, but now I cant!"
My dog has no nose.
How does he smell?
Terrible!
Can I tell you a cat joke?
Yes, 'cause it's purr-fect.
Ni tshike mbangi bcz ani zaha toilet, nikarhi Ni hlometela out side loko tiniba. Ni hlometela ndzeni ka poto.