Short jokes
When red do be sus, though.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Baka!
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
"Among Us" tea water.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
I'm Priya.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.