Short jokes

How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?

Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.

What is this?

I went on a ballooning holiday recently. I put on four stone.

It's hard to tell if people are interested in joining my Sarcastic Club or not.

Kyler, go on this one.

"Hipity hopity, get the f*ck off my property!"

Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!

The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"

Mom! (DYM 14)

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

Prince, don't listen to that Princess. She is a fake, I swear. I am the real Gwen.

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

'Cause mommy never gave them some.

Do you think I can shoot a basketball?

I make it dip like water.

My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets!"