Short jokes
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
If you are poor, get money.
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-
Why do my parents not love me? Because I've fucked 12 dogs and 7 minors while they were watching!
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.