Short jokes

Short jokes

Penis

Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."

Hairline

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Mirror

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

Ball

Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!

Orphan

What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels.

Question

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

Knock

Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.

Cent

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

Penny

What do you call the middle of a penny?

A center (get it? Cent-er).

Fat

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Girlfriend

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

Terrorist

Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?

They di2s drying plans.

Terrorist

What's brown and white with red all over?

Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.

Terrorist

Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?

Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."