Short jokes
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.
A girl has small balls.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Kendon is a loser!
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
"Uwu daddy."
Knock knock. Hus dare? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the window and you'll see.
"Does this make any cents?" a man says.
"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Jamal
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."