Short jokes

I told my grampa hello, and I said, "Hope you die!" hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W.

Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP! It's rude and not even funny. GET YOUR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE!

"Autism be like..."

Me: Name all the planets.

Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.

Me: Not my anus!

"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"

Make this the most liked comment!

(I'm a girl btw)

;)

Why did the orphan like milk?

Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality.

Watch BNHA season 4 today!

Q: How do you cover a Chinese's eyes?

A: Use dental floss.

Why do men lick girls' boobs in sex?

'Cause they are just boys.

Hi Liv & KK! It's me Gwen, remember me from the orphan joke protest?

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Your fat ass mom.

What happened when you put your penis in? You start cumming!

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.

Types "I'm not a robot" on computer.

Son, we are geniuses!

How do you sex?

With penis!

Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!

Afghanistan.