Short jokes

Short Jokes

Orphan

Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.

Dog

Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.

Wordplay

God: Why is the teenager so short?

Angel: I don't know.

God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"

Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."

God: No, I didn't!

Debt

Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.

Hare

What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?

The cops had to comb through the area.

Hate

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

Text

I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""

Thanks a lot, Gwen!