Short jokes
I’m sorry, Chairy, but I don’t need four more legs.
No joking.
This person ( :I ) It wasn't meant to be a joke; it was just to make space like your mother's ass in space because it's so big.
It was my cousin's birthday and my mom said what should we get her? I said a rope.
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
Credit to omnom.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
I remember locking my door, but then I went downstairs to hear someone say, "I'm inside your home." I said, "GTFO my house, BICH!"
What do you call staring stares?
Stares.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
What does "off-limits" have in common with dead people? They can’t see their family.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
Being mean.
What did the glove say to his girlfriend?
I glove you!
Why did the Lego cross the road? He was on the wrong block!