Short jokes
How do you get away with rape?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Ben
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Do you know what it takes to beat cancer?
Heartbeat.
"Me so cutie right?"
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
What is Osama bin Laden and his al-Qaeda organization's favorite song?
It's raining planes! Hallelujah!
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
Why do emo kids not run? Because their bodies will tear apart from the bones from all the cuts.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Why was the orphan so bad at basketball? He had no encouragement.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.