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Short Jokes
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
You're as useless as Stevie Wonder's eyes!
What did the tissue wear?
A shoe.
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
If there's ever a shooting at school, pull out an Uno reverse card.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
I'm Priya.
God: Why is the teenager so short?
Angel: I don't know.
God: I said, "Strong as a bear!"
Angel: No, you said, "Ass hair."
God: No, I didn't!
Whoever took my dildo,
I hope you're having a good time.
Damn, y'all hit it hard with orphan jokes.
Clear all your debts with one easy payment. Buy a shotgun and blow your head off.
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
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If I stepped on a Twix, would you get mad?