Short jokes
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
How do you know an abo robbed your house?
The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Who jumps the highest?
The emos; some of them are still in the air.
Sam from Bow.
What do you call a house that isn't a house?
Not a house.
Doctor: Congratulations!!!
Woman: Was it a successful delivery?
Doctor: No, it’s DiGiorno!
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
Little Johnny is gay.
Old ladies are non existent.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Why did the French call Napoleon "Napo?" Because it is Napo[leon].
Ashton Parkes.