Short jokes
You're so hot!
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!