Catchphrase jokes
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
A police pulls over a Mexican man trying to get into America. The Mexican man comes up with some sob story and the police say, "All right, all right ok," says the police, "I'll let you go if you can come up with a sentence that has the words green, pink, and yellow in it." The Mexican thought about it long and hard for almost 45 minutes and then the police says, "Ok ok let's hear it" after waiting impatiently. The Mexican said, "Ok ok don't rush me. I'm ready." The Mexican replied, "Ok when my phone green green, I pink it up and say Yellow!"
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Dinkleberg!
Who else liked the part in Morbius when he said his catchphrase "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and MORBED over everyone? In my theater we had a standing ovation!
What did Michael Scott say to someone when he passed a plate of vegetables?
Boom! Roasted!
Blueface baby!
Giggity! (DYM 142)
