Short jokes
Why did the vampire go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
This site.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
You're a bish, and you are too!
Hellllllllloooooo
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
The + in LGBTQ+ stands for pedophiles.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.