Short jokes

Short Jokes

Satan

Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?

'Cause they made a juice out of him.

Toad

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

Mind

My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?

Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.

Bird

Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?

There's nothing worth shitting on.

Makeup

Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?

My sister wearing all the world's makeup.

Sister: Just a little.