Short jokes
What would good be if it was a place?
It would be a desert because it had too many droughts!
Ya nan!
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
Y'all gay asf yaya.
This isn't a joke.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Oliver Savage and Jack Savage who goes to TTC in Frinton in England.
What is Jay?
Phat.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
How are urinals made?
They get installed.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
Bust it open for Jesus!
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
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"You're fat as a cow."
"......."
"Nope."
I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.