Short jokes
Who's an orphan?
You are.
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
You've realized I exist? Huh, cool.
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts?
A man walks into a bar and then out.
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
My roasts aren't funny. At least this shit gets me money.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
AUGH, oh sorry, I just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball!
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!