This is Riley abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Short Jokes
"Hey, is that a peach?"
*gets slapped on the butt*
"Noted."
It’s funny my sister wanted to have sex with me.
What do you get when you cross mums and makeup?
Beauty!
Agreed (DYM 127).
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why Satan didn't stop sending messages to God about hell?
'Cause they made a juice out of him.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
My bestie: Are you dirty-minded?
Me: Do I have dirt in my mind? No.
You so gay you have a fat sis and?
When red do be sus, though.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Baka!
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
"Among Us" tea water.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?
My sister wearing all the world's makeup.
Sister: Just a little.