Short jokes
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
I still remember my dad's last words, "You c***! You let the ladder go, you cuuunt!"
Smack! He hit the ground and bled out.
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Let's stop this, it's not funny. Oh wait, the orphans are all gone with nobody. 😂
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Have you seen my uncle?
Jesus: I have.
God: Me too.
No.
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
I hope you never find out whether that pressure in your ass is a fart or a shit.
How to protect your nuts from being hit: Just get hard.
Yeah yeah.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Your mom is just like Rapunzel, but instead of letting down her hair, she lets everyone down! OHHHHH!
Krusty nut
My sister is so dumb, she genuinely spent lockdown studying for a COVID test.
This isn't a joke but...
GET IN THE VAN, JANICE!