Short jokes
What’s the world’s most diseased country?
GerMany.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
What do bitches say?
"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"
Why was the egg runny?
Because he'd just had sex with Jimmy Saville.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
Your mom walked into a bar and broke all the furniture.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
We don't know yet.
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There are 6 kinds of vitamins. Wanna know how the 6th vitamin was made? Just ask the Ku Klux Klan, they will tell you.
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Why are fire trucks big?
To hang out with the firefighters!
Carys’s mum has chemo.
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What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
China is a place. I once went to Buckingham Palace.
Once a knight was called a "kuhnigitt," that's because he was one!
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Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.