What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Short Jokes
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Nerverack.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Yo momma so fat when she went in the Skeld, she couldn't be ejected.