Short jokes
Spell "attic."
Okay. A-T-T-I-C. /a titi/ tata. I see.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
What is 6 inches tall when bricked up and is loved by women?
A strong man’s biceps.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.