Short jokes
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Drama queens be like: =- (
Vaseline
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Caca.
I gun give money.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Gaming, uh?
I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remembered, they're gone.
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
Q. When is your grandfather's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
This is not even a joke.
Why did UK want Northern Ireland for more s***?