Short jokes
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Aj died in a bar.
The end.
I was like, soon dude, Little Johnny is Big boobs.
Why do women have legs? Because they would leave snail tracks wherever they went.
Guess what? If your mom ever wants to have sex with you, tell her to make another.
Ur mum homo.
IX + X = XXI. So XXI is two legions into one.
I wear a nose on my forehead.
I sucked your mom's anus.
What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? The zit waits 'til you're 12 to cum on your face.
"myname is president trump i am stupid!!! I am SO STUPID!! AJsifdjsaoifjhdsfoijds"
...... fuck the turtles...... THE END
If you read this, you fucked your dad and your 4-year-old sister, you sick fuck... At least wait till they are 15.
Peter B is homogay.