Short jokes
Johnathon
Hi 👋, was the day you?
Your momma so fat, when she asked for a water bed, she got a concrete bed.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
What sits in the corner and gets smaller and smaller? A baby with a potato peeler.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Actually doing homework.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
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Some people don't appreciate what I do for a living.
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Why did Ross fall off the swing?
Because he had no arms.
My life, haha, so funny!
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.