Short jokes
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
It's snot fair!
Anybody home? :)
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Well I guess exoplanets never had some exoloration. 🤣🤣🤣
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."
Gym Teacher: "That's alright."
Other Kid: "Hush!"
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What is a fruit's favorite way to call someone?
WhatsApple.
Doctor, Doctor, I discovered one of the base pairs in my genetic code is erroneously a stop codon?
Nonsense! That shouldn't be happening!
Bomb goes Uno.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
Wahoo!
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.