Short jokes
What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.
This is fucking cringe smd fuckers.
Well, I don't have a joke but... I have a poem.
My dick is red, your pussy is blue. I... lied to you.
Ummmm 67.
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
Me when I find my sister's diary: oooooo!
Chupa mi polla.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
Why are mice bad singers?
They are very cheesy.
Person A: Where do you come from?
Person B: Liberia.
Person A: *speaks softer* Oh sorry, do you come from?
befhwnwbnwnbenwbenw.
How are you?
If I had a face like yours, I’d sue my parents!
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!
What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.
Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.
I suck big weiner.
When a lady gets married, what does she borrow?
She borrows her husband's last name.
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.