Short jokes

Short Jokes

Duck

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?

A: To get to the other side.

9/11

I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.

Blonde

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Dick

I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!

Terrorist

I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.

Ice Cube

Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.