Short jokes
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
A bee said to his naughty son, "Honey, stop bee-ing abnormal and bee positive!"
What does your head come out of... your brain?
Do you want to wear my sombrero?
Or is that nacho style?
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Mommy kisses my butt.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
I have a match!
My ass, your face.
riding (DYM 145).
Why is a ketchup bottle like a kid? Cause they're like, "Squirt!" (squirt ketchup).
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Why are orphans lucky? Because they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
I used to be a fan, but after seeing her OnlyFans account, I'm a whole air conditioner.