Short jokes
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Kroll es heterosexual.
I killed myself, then woke up.
Giggity!
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."
What is the difference between you and me? I have parents and yours left...
Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.
Nerverack.
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"
Don’t cut yourself up about it.
What is the most useless part of a vagina?
The woman.
What does CNN stand for? The Counterfeit News Network.
Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.
When your wife takes 30 minutes to get ready.
Me: Takes five minutes.
Me: Hun, you done yet?
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
I remember my son's last words: "I stubbed my toe!"