Telling jokes is snow problem.
Short Jokes
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
Chomp!
I have breakfast with my boys.
Weenis long.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Bra eat E.T.?
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What goes with chips?
Not your cheese.
What's a current's favorite juice?
Black "current"!
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
I fucked the shit outta of my friend's mom with my 8 inch dick (Adrian). PS. Sorry, Adrian!
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
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I was in a terrorist a famous terrorist group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.