Short jokes
Yo, Dad is so skinny, he doesn't work out enough.
Lucky they're only balls, not real balls!
When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.
Straight people.
That's the joke.
I'M SHORTTT!
Me starts a cult just for fun... Just for fun!
Why is my butt wet? I forgot.
Yo forehead is so freaking big, but not bigger than my BBC. 😏
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You smell like you farted FARTED harded HARDED A B Honor Roll. All Fs, you r*tarded. OHHHH!
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
You see, my son is very into astronomy.
Son: How do stars die?
Dad: Usually overdose, son.
I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.
A Chinese drug dealer said to me, "Do you like my cocaine?"
I replied, "Not since he starred in Zulu."
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Orphan jokes? They protest.
Do not sort... that's bad... *sigh in depression*
Robber 1: *gets shot in ass*
Robber 2: You have to shit in a bag for life lol.
Robber 1: What, the Tesco or Asda one?
Captain of the Titanic: “Where’s all that f***ing water coming from?”
Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.