My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up buttercup. This joke is about revenge, but like, super dark revenge. Mom eats your food, so you eat her pet hamster. It's funny because it's messed up. You probably thought the punchline would be about food, but nope, it's about animal cruelty. I'd call the ASPCA if I were you.
Anonymous
yo mom ate me