Short jokes
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
"Johnny, why wave?"
"Hi, Goo!"
Have you learned SoDN in chemistry? It's so hard.
What's SoDN?
Suck on deez nuts.
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
I swear I witnessed your nana fall down the stairs.
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Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Why do orphans prefer IKEA to the Home Depot?
Because the Home Depot provides supplies for *a* home. IKEA just provides furniture.
Why am I in jail? Because I wasn't invited to the party in the orphanage 23 days ago. Stupid fucks.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.