Short jokes
Are you a blood bender? 'Cause you're making my blood go south🖤.
People who put jokes on here re: Depression are really not nice people, you yourselves are a fucking joke. 😩👎
My dad died lol.
What do you call an Asian? A-chan.
Why couldn't the penguin cross the road?
It was ran over. 🐧
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
I'm psychicking your butt.
Dfhbbfd.
Son: Hey, Dad, why is my name Dick?
Dad: Oh, because a dick fell on you when you were born.
Son: Ohhhhh, so that's why I'm gay.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!
Ur mom gei.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
"Jasmine is gay, now THAT is a joke."
I lost my bag. :(
What do you call fallen water? A waterfall.
Porn *sex noises*
Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.
I have a trombone.
Despacito.
There are 30 cows in a field, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
A - 10