Short jokes
poop i eat it for dinner i eat it at night yet it never comes out of me? how is that possibul?
pOOp
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
Why have sex when you can perv on your neighbor's grandma!
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes.
"History's repeating itself. WWIII is coming, and the second Russia nukes the U.S., they're all getting fucked."
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Imagine getting rickrolled. Oh, I forgot, you already got rickrolled yesterday.
What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Stop making these stop jokes. I'm running out of laugh gas.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
Dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik dik sub to enemy5spotted.
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun, but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing, and now I'm in heaven.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."