Short jokes
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
So, a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: "Is this free?"
Then the worker said: "Nope, 'cause I'm on sale!"
"You gave me the same sweater as last year."
"You s w e a t e r believe it."
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Hi boo!
"Igma is my balls."
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
What is a redneck's favorite color?
Blue.
Baal jharne ke upay?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
What picture is that?
12312312344567890
Why did you say not to?
They call me Elsa cause I’m too icy! 🥶❄️
Dude, ABC, what comes next?
Kid: A big fat noob.
8 bit: Are you ok?
7 bit: Yes, I’m just a bit off...
Get it? 8 bits = a byte :)
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
New.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
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