Short jokes

Short Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Marshmallow

Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.

Mouse

A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."

Fanny

What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy on afterwards.

Name

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

Mama

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.

Miscarriage

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

Man

I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.

Snapchat: @colin_green21

Bum

Me: I broke me bum.

Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.

Man

Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.

Road

Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.