Short jokes
If her internal clock can tick, she can sit on my dick.
If her internal clock can tock, she can sit on my cock.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
Dnebdoctor?
Your mama is so skinny that when she went to go outside, the slightest breeze flew her all the way to New Mexico.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
Add me on Fortnite: Bujjj Boy.
What skeleton does Crap-ton of?
A "bone".
You know the only way to win is you have to actually planet.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
You might be innocent, but if you carry a large sum of cash in public, the cops wonβt believe that.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
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Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
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