Short jokes
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
I did not believe in COVID-19 until I saw your teeth social distancing.
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
What's the similarity between your money and your life?
It just keeps going down.
You're in Australia. Your forehead is the reason why Africa is so hot.