Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call ball drama?
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Kroll es heterosexual.
I killed myself, then woke up.
Giggity!
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
If you think I sound sexy, just reply "sexy."