Short jokes
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
When I saw someone jump out of one of the towers, I yelled, "Do a flip!"
Speed.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
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Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
Paul Walker started in 3 movies: Fast and Furious, Gone in 60 Seconds, To Die Hard.
I used to think 11/11 was mistakenly 9/11.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.