Short jokes
What time is your name from? Any time.
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What is your favorite time of day?
Terrance M.
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Taig
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?
Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
An apple walked into the clinic.
The doctor asked what his favorite color was.
The apple said "red." :)
Why did the orphan not play baseball? Because he couldn't find home.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
Bird on the beach: seagull.
Bird by the bay: bagel.
Bird down south Philly Walmart parking lot: illegal.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?
A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.
Why did Pikachu chase Ash?
Because he wanted to Ketchum.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD