Short jokes
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
Can you guys check out my joke, please?
What's the sharpest thing in the world?
A fart... it goes straight through your pants without leaving a hole.
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Hi izz.
What do you call a fish in a bowl? Fish bowl art at art art.
Good (DYM 92).
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why are orphans always on the toilet?
Because they don't have anyone to give them some toilet paper!
Penny.
Watersharky pega Gwen.
What was the name of the person who was mean?
The Canabully.
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Titanic hit a dimetrodon.
Frère l'été ici!
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A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?