Short jokes
What is a cow that does magic?
A smart cow.
What's the best thing about taking a shower with a 12 year old Philippino girl?
If you slick her hair back, she looks 10.
Doctor, can I please have a new butt? My old one has a hole and a crack in it.
My wife found a rock and asked if it was expensive, and I said it "leavarite". She said, "Is that expensive?" and I told her, "Leave it right there."
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Your love life.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Carys’s mum has chemo.
Your name is so damn retarded you got sent to the animal farm.
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What kind of person will steal Captain Hook's hook?
Answer: A hooker.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
Why did the Mexican chicken cross the road?
Because the mom said, "Vente, Baca."
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Why do deer stay in front of a moving car?
To commit suicide.
How do orphan jokes start?
Checking your shoulder.
Kid amogus backwards.
SUGOMA DIK!
I watched a movie about bones. It was spine-tingling!
Clash Royale = CR
Angry Birds = AB
Minecraft = MC
Talking Ben = TB
Clash of Clans = COC 🤨