Short jokes
Hi! I would like to befriend all the nice people on this website! (Watersharky, Gwen, Addison Banks, etc.)
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
I'm pregnant.
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Once upon a time, the end was what? When? How? End meow.
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
Know why they call gonorrhea gonorrhea?
'Cause once you have it, everyone is gone.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call ball drama?
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.