Short jokes

Short Jokes

Founder

Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?

Bear

What's brown and hairy? A bear.

What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.

Arabian

The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.

Pornstar

Him: I work with animals all day.

Her: Awwww what do you do?

Him: I'm a pornstar.

Tree

I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.

Knock

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!

Area

After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.

Gunshot

When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.

Mom

Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.

My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!