Do you think the founder of Dunlop was a retired tree surgeon or a hairdresser?
Short Jokes
What's brown and hairy? A bear.
What's brown, hairy, and is in love with Ethan Herbst? Arij.
What's a tree's least favorite TV show? Chopped!
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priyanka
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
weixian
What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
After all the mudslides in the area, the streets became a mudder out there.
Guns control.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.
When you're playing online with your friend, then you hear a kid scream: "No, Dad, please stop!" Scream ends with a gunshot.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Telling jokes is snow problem.