Short jokes
What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.
At night I became a mattress murderer.
Q: What do you call a funny midget?
A: Kevin
Why did Chad date the 9 yr old?
Because Stellas hot.
Why did I shoot my dog?
Because it pissed me offff! Ahhhhhahahahahahahahahaha! 👌👌😎
Bill, that's racist!
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
What do you call a mammal that has no hair?
Cancer.
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What do you get when Glen fucks an orange?
Adam.
What is a lot?
Syphilis.
What makes a bird fly?
Bird food!
What do you call a fat chink?
Saturn.
Why do y’all call a pickup truck?
'Cause ya got a flat tire.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
Donald Trump is YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Why did everyone quit the high school volleyball team? To join Coach Kyle's team, of course!
What happened to the dog that crossed the road?
Ok, so, a mole goes up to a snail and eats him.
It was a seven course meal if I say so myself.