Short jokes

Short jokes

Skinny

You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.

Mom

I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.

Man

What did the woman say to the man?

"Stop."

What did the man do?

Keep going.

FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE

Meal

What's a gay person's favorite meal?

Meat with white sticky stuff.

Line

Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":

"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."

Foot

I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.

Time

Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)

Shit

This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.

Mama

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Sex

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

(I am still a single young virgin.)

Trash

Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!

If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.

Coin

I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.