Short jokes
Do you remember what Bruce Willis' last movies were?
Neither does he.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
I love Fortnite because I touched grass for the first time and also I love Chung Lei.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Peter Griffin's chin.
Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?
Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."
Once I was riding my bike and saw a $5. I jumped off and died.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
"Lune, itās me."
Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In Freezer"?
Answer: Because it's where EVERYONE GOES to "Hang Their Meat!"
If being sexy was a crime, you can call me......... a law-abiding citizen.
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Jamal
What did the fork say to the spoon?
Nothing, forks donāt speak, silly!
SMG4 Mario be like in Ohio: I donāt wanna do this...
Candice everyone: Candice?
Mario: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What is 6 inches and has nuts?
A Snickers bar.