Short jokes
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
You are so skinny that they won't let you ride a fucking roller coaster because you flew before.
I think I know why Stephen Hawking died, he pressed Alt+F4.
I used to look up to my mom, but now that I am 12, I look down on her.
What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
I have no toes, so I put blood on my foot, and then my other foot got run over, so, ye.
Enough of the jokes. It's time Togo back home. (hah, I wanna cry.)
UHH, DADDY!
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
This isn't a joke, but in some countries, children eat their shit for better digestion when constipated.
What did the rooster say to the hen? Goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Your mom should show you your real home. The trash!
If death was an option for a look, you could be the first.
I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.
Q: Why was the potty sad?
A: Diarrhea