Short jokes
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window, and jumps out.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
Ching chong kading dong.
(My best words ever used).
What did the cat say when she stubbed her toe?
"(Me)owwww!"
Some people call them glue sticks, but they're blue sticks.
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
Which freedom fighter do we say "good morning" every day?
Answer: Subah Chandra Bose.
"Subah" means morning.
Sandy Hook is my favorite holiday.
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?
It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
Why are people joking about this stuff?
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Cancer is the best thing ever! Hahah, fuck all you cancer patients!
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?
Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
No, you!
What is a tree that does not exist?
A money tree.
What's the similarity between dogs and poor people?
They both eat from trash.