I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Short Jokes
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Levi
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Slay.
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
My mom left me at a very young age.
"Cancer gives you weed. It’s not healthy."
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Joke: CookVR
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Why do orphans have an iPhone 10?
Because it doesn't have a joke button.