Short jokes
Who left him hanging?
Jacob Colletto
Friend: Ur sister after you were born. 😭
Me: Ur brother after chemotherapy. 😵
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Beans, your mum is fat!
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!
Why is England so bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they lost their queen.
12 people on Let's Gooooo.
Hi, hello, hello, hello.
The only thing longer than the Great Wall of China is your hairline.
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Guys, don’t suck your own dick, it does not feel like your dick is being sucked, it feels like you're sucking a dick.
"Nihha scarborough face."
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club. Thank you all for coming!
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
'Cause I clapped his cheeks, fool!
What do you call 2 wings and a halo?
A Chinese phone call: "Wing wing halo!" 🤪
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.