Short jokes

What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?

A miscarriage.

Student: What's the best thing in the world?

Teacher: I don't know what.

Student: Hard rock cock.

Hola.

What do you call a burnt retard?

Tomato

Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?

A: Open up its little legs.

How old is uuuuuurrrr mom?

Five.

Cringe.... I know that was a crap joke... not even a joke.

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

When you see your friend, you call the police, but they just moan.

What's an old man's favorite food?

Wrinkled onions.

Why does the Sun go to school?

Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."

Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."

vgvgvgh.

Why do people consume "Laxatives"?

Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!

Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?

Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.

Me: Can I have your chair? 💺 You: Why? Me: For charity.

You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.

Why can't Asians play cricket?

Because they will eat the ball.

The power of yeet.

I can't do this - YEET!

I'm not good at this - YEET!

I'm not old enough - YEET!