Short jokes
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
shaenaya
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Orphans have feelings too, but I don't understand why it's fun to make fun of them, right?
Why does the orphan hate family jokes?
Cus it doesn't have one.
Me: Gay puns are the best!
Also me: But I'm straight though.
What did the cancer doctor say?
You just got a new Christmas present—cancer!
POO I LOVE POO.
Here’s my song:
“Poo poo poo pooo pooe poop poop poopy.”
Thank you!
Ha ha ha.
Joke.
Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?
Orph-Donald's.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and a watermelon?
The watermelon didn't scream when I sliced it.
Do you want to hear a dark joke? Let me turn the lights off.
He he, that's MJ's pronouns.
23 is Michael Jordan's.
Fake news is Trump's.
You wanna hear an orphan joke?
Okay, here it goes:
You.
You lot are sick sons of bitches!
"Where are you? I need to throw you out because Mum said to take out the trash."
Person: "Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?"
Stranger: "Oh, just go stand in the middle of the road!"
Look over there, I say to a man... he was blind. /ratio /bozo /ratio
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!