Short jokes
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
Yo mama is so fat that even CaseOh couldn't bang her.
Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.
American-accented, British pronunciation, what am I?
Either Canadian or European.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Why did Jeffrey Dahmer only date black men?
Nutella!
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
What was racing through people's minds during 9/11?
Probably a plane. (:
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it’s between 9/11.
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.