Short jokes
I love you, my new phone! 📲
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Johnathon
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
What are you on? YouTube.
You're a bish, and you are too!
Hellllllllloooooo
I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
👌neck
Mrs. Duncan knows where you live. She lives there too. In your basement... lolololololololololololololololololol
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
What's the difference between a club and a bar?
I can only get dead hookers from the club alleyways.
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
How do you boil holy water?... You boil the hell out of it!
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
Once upon a time lived a fat ass named Steve and got rabies and died. The end!
What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?
An octobrave.
Spread my legs like butter n finger me hard. 👅👅👅
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.