Short jokes
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What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
I just had sex.
Blueface baby!
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
I saw a man today wearing a t-shirt that said "I'm with stupid."
I told him, "You know, that's not very nice."
He looked at me and said, "I'm with stupid, too."
Wow, paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Why is the tire so tired?
Because it is tired out.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Steven Hawking's death, you should've gotten a case.
What’s red, gold, and blank in Las Vegas?
Tupac
He is dead.
Porky
You know why seven ate nine? Because 7, 8, 9.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Spaceballs: The Comment.
Where are you right now?
Looking at a fake joke? You are a waste of time and space.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.