Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Short Jokes
And together we will make America great again.
You were never great in the first place.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
"Uwu daddy."
What do you call the middle of a penny?
A center (get it? Cent-er).
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
"Can we do 69?"
"How about we do 9/11 since we will crash together?"
It's still depression, by the way.
"So what, ah, my G?"
I cut my dick. It is all right now, and half the size but makes for excellent breakfast.
Should I burn heaven?
What do you call a sad porno?
A tear jerker.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Your mama was so fat that she sunk the Titanic!
Fall coming 🍁 grab you a hoodie & sum1's thick thigh baby mama to keep you warm 😌🍂
Moment and I
Yo mamma sucks!
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Dump in a stump. Ahahahaha.